champagneofdudes

oh man, last night was weird and kind of cool at the same time. i knew more people in one bar than i ever have before in nyc. birthday excluded. it was a locksley show, my friends band........okay...i'm gonna stop this i think. it's boring me already. instead i'll talk about bacon. i was reading on the SGNY group page about how much bacon the Cracker Barrel cooks in a year. Holy shit that was awesome...i guess it was put in there to try and get me to say 'oh my god, what a sick evil corporation!! don't allow them into brooklyn ever!" but it actually just made me forget all the horrible racist and homophobic things they've done. it made me realize all the good they've done by providing people with a shit load of bacon. bacon is the food everyone loves. i've never met a person who doesn't like bacon, i've met more than one VEGAN who will occasionally cheat for bacon. it is probably the most amazing food product ever produced. actually my pants are getting tighter just thinking about it.

so i'm thinking about the mustache again. i have some real live moustache wax this time so i'll have that shit curled all the time. i'm actually getting kind of excited.

who wants to go see Of Montreal with me next month at Northsix? sweet. lets go.

OH SHIT!!! Guitar Wolf this weekend in hoboken. it's gonna rock my balls off.

Nate