champagneofdudes

Do you ever think that sometimes your ideas are too good to have been thought of by a lazy fuck such as yourself? I do all the time. I have the best idea ever and I'm afraid to even post in the internet cause it will get stolen by some motivated asshole and then I'll become the guy thats says:

"You know (insert idea here)? Yeah, I totally made that
up and then some guy stole it from me. It could've been
me that was shitting in a gold chamber pot and having a
woman pour the contents over her naked breasts."

So I'm totally not going to say my idea. God knows it would be one of you who made it happen and then wouldn't cut me in the money action.

But every once in awhile. I have amazing ideas and one day I might tell you them. But not right now. I'm going to keep this one to myself. But I'll give you a hint. It involves Satan and a lot of marijuana. YES!!!! It'll be the best thing involving Satan since Constantine.

P.S. note to self...don't try and get into classical music again...you're just not smart enough. Stupid GraveDiggerJesus.