do you ever get the feeling that you're wasting your life on booze and a crappy retail job? me either, thank god. otherwise my life would be a complete waste of space.
if dre says get it crunk, we will get it crunk...
crunk...
crunk...
crunk...
i just got my phone turned back on...i know you guys have been calling and calling just trying to see what i was doing. probably freaking out cause you couldn't talk to me. i understand...it's back on now, so call away!!!
alright dudes...wish me luck, i'm gonna try and get a hand job or maybe just some sweet sweet make out action tonight. i think 2 hours of Keanu Reeves as Constantine and the Upper Crust ought to do the trick don't you? oh yeah, and booze of course, and i'm going to wear my "the man(arrow pointing up) the legend(arrow pointing down)" t-shirt. women totally love that from what i've heard. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! i hate that shirt, i'm sorry if anyone reading this owns one.
oh yeah, if anyone knows how to screen print or knows someone who knows how to screen print i have an awesome t-shirt idea. i won't tell you now cause it's worth a million dollars.
if dre says get it crunk, we will get it crunk...
crunk...
crunk...
crunk...
i just got my phone turned back on...i know you guys have been calling and calling just trying to see what i was doing. probably freaking out cause you couldn't talk to me. i understand...it's back on now, so call away!!!
alright dudes...wish me luck, i'm gonna try and get a hand job or maybe just some sweet sweet make out action tonight. i think 2 hours of Keanu Reeves as Constantine and the Upper Crust ought to do the trick don't you? oh yeah, and booze of course, and i'm going to wear my "the man(arrow pointing up) the legend(arrow pointing down)" t-shirt. women totally love that from what i've heard. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! i hate that shirt, i'm sorry if anyone reading this owns one.
oh yeah, if anyone knows how to screen print or knows someone who knows how to screen print i have an awesome t-shirt idea. i won't tell you now cause it's worth a million dollars.
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throatneedle:
word to your mother (and to your sister too!)
toothpick:
You should wear that shirt, no matter what your or anyone else's better judgement says. It is a chick magnet. Also, cut the sleeves off so she can see your awesome tattoo. And skip Constantine, and rent Gigli instead. After she sees that movie everything else seems brilliant by comparison, and you are hence guaranteed some making out and maybe even a hand job.