Sunday Jan 16, 2005

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Here is a transcript from a recent AIM conversation with my friend...i think it's pretty funny, but probably not.

GDJ: yeah, thats why i don't have a vagina

GDJ: i would be impracticle with mine

GDJ: i'm not worried about others noticing, i just wonder what i could put in there

GDJ: small woodland creatures?

GDJ: a toothbrush and toothpaste for those occasional weekend trips?

GDJ: a cd by the wiggles?

PandoraGalore: i think you can fit more than you think

PandoraGalore: it's deceptive

GDJ: maybe i could keep leftover taco's warm in there for future eating?

PandoraGalore: nah, the shell would get all soggy

GDJ: i would put it in a condom first

PandoraGalore: for freshness?

GDJ: all things that go in the vagina must be wrapped in a condom

PandoraGalore: is it like plastic wrap?

GDJ: no, i don't wanna get pregnant

I'm fucking weird. Sorry I missed the open call. I needed a night off. From everything.
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thelibra:
i don't think a taco would fit in mine.

missed you on saturday.
thelibra:
nah, the noobs are pretty good. but mess with 'em as you see fit.

i do think the vagina as a storage receptacle would be quite the practical use, and it's very funny.
it is shaped like a taco so maybe it would be a good taco warmer...hmm.

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