Dear Fucking God? Can I do a shout out? Thats all I fucking heard today at my god damned radio station job. I need to quit both my fucking jobs. I hate you, I hate the world. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Okay, now I'm down for some dirty talk about my package.
My Package
By GraveDiggerJesus
My package, how I love thee. Your cuteness is beyond comparison. Not puppies, not kittens, not the bronzed shoes of a baby. Not the flowers, not the trees, not the vagina between your knees. The only thing close to as cute as my package is the little brown burrow just south of my package, that sometimes my hetero lifemate stuffs you into with a chisel.
Ummm...yeah I'm going to the Ding Dong Lounge tonight. It's gonna be awesome cause I'll get drunk for very cheap, and I think a girl might be going with me, and you all know what happens when girls get drunk? They go home. Bitches.
Have you guys stopped reading yet? ASSHOLES!!!
I HEART YOU!
Nate
My Package
By GraveDiggerJesus
My package, how I love thee. Your cuteness is beyond comparison. Not puppies, not kittens, not the bronzed shoes of a baby. Not the flowers, not the trees, not the vagina between your knees. The only thing close to as cute as my package is the little brown burrow just south of my package, that sometimes my hetero lifemate stuffs you into with a chisel.
Ummm...yeah I'm going to the Ding Dong Lounge tonight. It's gonna be awesome cause I'll get drunk for very cheap, and I think a girl might be going with me, and you all know what happens when girls get drunk? They go home. Bitches.
Have you guys stopped reading yet? ASSHOLES!!!
I HEART YOU!
Nate
judypatricia:
No, no, I HEART YOU! With the vagina between my knees. ♥