Monday Feb 23, 2009

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I think I get it now. I'm pretty sure this is some kind of ploy by the SG marketing department to get me to start loving SG again so that after this 3 months is up I'll be so bonered by it that I will start giving them money again.

You shady bastards.
alyk:
Oh, whatever. You know I was never witty.
alyk:
Aww, I actually miss Stonewall!

It's good. Cold, but good.

You're still working at OSU?

Sunday Feb 22, 2009

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Seriously? Someone bought me a 3 month account and "chose to not reveal their identity" to me?

Please gifter! Stand up and show yourself!
alyk:
Seriously, you're a loser.

Sunday Sep 03, 2006

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Dear everyone,

I'm going gray. or do you prefer grey? anywho, email me at dolphinssuckit@gmail.com if you would like to keep in contact. otherwise, who knows? maybe I'll be back again. i'm still a fan of naked ladies.

also i guess you could AIM if you feel so inclined. humansrule666 is that one.

lots of love, yo. i'm out.

Sunday Jun 11, 2006

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So yeah, the new site is pretty and all, but the girls just seem a little less naked with a gray background. Also please read my "headline" or whatever it is. and seriously, couldn't they have updated the "emoticons?"
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yuki:
i did biggrin kiss
alyk:
You bitch. Email me: alyhohan@gmail.com

Monday May 15, 2006

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My entire existence has been rocked to the core a by the master filmmakers behind "Stick It."
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sky:
Stick it ?
alyk:
You are a total homo. Call me.

Friday May 05, 2006

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I'm going to Oklahoma. I will celebrate my mother becoming old and the joys of drinking. both of which are things the deserve celebration. should i visit Alyk in boston soon? i just learned my friend Erin lives up there too.
alyk:
You are not allowed to kill two birds with one stone while visitng me, bitch. Jesus.
wuvmonki:
Hey brotha... what's going on.

loveooo aaa

Saturday Apr 29, 2006

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can anyone tell me what you need to know to pick a good watermelon? i was craving watermelon and I don't know how to pick a good one.
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poppy:
oh i dont like watermelon
poppy:
it doesnt taste like anything

Wednesday Apr 26, 2006

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from what i learned watching Silent Hill, barbed wire is the best kind of vaginal cleansing.

gross.
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alyk:
You didn't remind me, you dumb bitch.

I hope you have a miserable day at work. I'll be sitting in my office doing nothing.
xixi:
hmm..

Hmm.

i need to ponder this scene in my head.

but yeah visitor q kicks ass! it's vociferously vvvonderful. um...yes. the audition will always be my favorite.

Tuesday Apr 18, 2006

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you know what i find to be entertaining? sitting at home watching "Six Pack" starring kenny rogers and looking over at my wall and seeing the beautiful man himself permanently preserved on velvet.

it's masturbation worthy i tell you.
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toothpick:
I'm sure I have some idea of how weird you actually are.
See you tonight I hope.
kris10:
if you guys don't make out i will be so disappointed that i'll probably jump off a building.

Sunday Apr 09, 2006

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so i was looking at some new sets today and i realized that naked girls are really hot. bring me more of them and have them violate me in some way. hopefully through identity theft.

oh yeah, and someone send me a message on here. it would make me feel special.
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alyk:
Why are you sad? Is it because you know how much I hate you?

Yes, you should visit soon. The weather is getting kick ass, so you could just sleep on my front porch. We'll try to make it to a Sox game while you're here so we can shout at the opposing team with our mouths full of hotdog. They fucking hate that.
alyk:
So you want to just take turns punching each other in the face?

Thursday Mar 30, 2006

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this costs me too much money. but naked ladies are cool. i don't know what to do!
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mckenzie:
thank u for the comment on my new set!
alyk:
Lies. You love me and you know it. Such a pansy.
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