Happy Friday!!!!! 
Well...after putting down some sod in my front yard tomorrow, I think I'm going to see the Fryed Brothers Band.
It should be pretty cool!!! Nice time to party and good music to party to. If you don't mind the biker scene.
I've heard some good jokes lately, here's one to start your weekend.
Why you never question a drunk----
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked
at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about
her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."
Well...after putting down some sod in my front yard tomorrow, I think I'm going to see the Fryed Brothers Band.
It should be pretty cool!!! Nice time to party and good music to party to. If you don't mind the biker scene.
I've heard some good jokes lately, here's one to start your weekend.
Why you never question a drunk----
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked
at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about
her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."
nice to meet you recently! i'm sorry it took me a moment to stop by, but welcome very much to the site!