Just a little somen' somen' to keep the smiles alive!!! 
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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks
up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks
down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big
guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The
big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did
you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and
figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions
everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350
pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds,
and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I
thought you said, "Turn around"!
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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks
up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks
down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big
guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The
big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did
you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and
figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions
everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350
pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds,
and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I
thought you said, "Turn around"!
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If you haven't met Hellah you have only the slightest inkling of how awesome she is. I am lucky to get to be in the same room as her let alone shoot her set.
I like the gag- it made me chuckle heartily!
...and yes I owe you a reply don't I? The problem is that I only manage to get on to SG every now and then and so I have a hundred and one things to do in 10 minutes! Hey- enough excuses already...
Tomorrrow I'm gonna buy some Clutch from iTunes and let you know what I reckon.
How's your work situation? Getting any better? Or are you
Just checked your other comments- were you ever into wrestling? You look like a big fella- ever done any martial arts?