chainsawromeo

Things that have rocked today:

- no work last night, today, or tommorrow = extra long weekend
- J coming over, much pot is in the air
- Guitar Hero marathon this afternoon, and will continue tommorrow night
- girlfriend coming over tommorrow, going camera shopping with suprise buttsecks later

Speaking of buttsecks, well sex in general, I've decided I need to buy some kind of bear or wolf mask to keep under my bed. One time, me and mrs. chainsaw were going at it with me on top when she pulls me in close and whispers how much she loves it when i fuck her bareback. Now, i'm not sure if I was too tired or high or what at the time, but I started growling at her and pawing at her, saying "beeeeeeeeeeearbaaaaaaaaaacck" the whole time. By now, we're both trying our best not to laugh, but failing miserablly.

So, I need to get some kind of animal mask to keep under the bed so when we go bareback, I can do her from behind, slip it on without her knowing, and start growling. When she turns around, the reaction should be beyond priceless

And I can use the camera I'm getting tommorrow to document it! But since she's probablly reading this, she'll start checking under the bed every night she wants to get laid. Oh well.