So, a long overdue update for all the people I presently ignore here. It isn't exactly that I WANT to ignore you all, it is mainly that I rarely am able to make the time to do more than skim through here anymore (the updated web settings and the way my phone deals with them may have something to do with it, or maybe it's that I'm rarely with free time other than the handful of hours a night I need to unwind). Work work work, eaten away time, down the gullet of Chronos and out the bile of Uranus. Hey, at least I'm making a good living, at the cost of a life or my pension...
I DO intend on remaining here however, I don't plan on going anywhere anytime soon. I did try to leave an update on January 1st (and ended up loosing my temper with the way the website failed to interact with my phone, and ended up breaking my phone charger thousands of miles away in a foreign land). I was going to say that, seeing as I failed my promise last year at the time, I would make a resolution to those few who care, as well as give some forewarning.
I hereby make it a resolution to shoot another Suicide Boy set for the four of you who still check out that group, some time this year. Just one though, wouldn't want to get too ambitious. Won't be for awhile though, as I'm presently making time to start exercising again. Not that I'm in BAD shape, I'm not, but I want to be Mr. Sexy again like I was just a handful of years ago first. I did it then, I can do it again.
The warning however, I am not thrilled with the current format changes, and I will be removing most (or all) of my present naked pics. Not tonight, but soon enough. I am not thrilled with the fact that as soon as somebody clicks on my pics, they are greeted with a forest of my cock, whether they want to or not. I would like to give people the CHOICE, and not just bombard them with schwanz. If any of you ladies or gay men enjoy seeing my naked ass and raging boner (or simply want blackmail material on me), I suggest you copy/paste what pictures you want before I get rid of them.
In other news, I have been showing a renewed interest in running away and joining the circus. I really feel I could see myself shoveling elephant shit for a living. Or maybe become a carny working maintenance on the ferris wheel. Not that there is any circus or carnival businesses in my state anymore, let alone my country, or even the world. Somewhere in my ancestry are Nazi eradicated Roma gypsy offshoots, way damned back there, I get the feeling I should do them proud and travel the land in a trailer. Not that I will ever leave my Big Boy Job anytime soon though.
Hmmm, what else? I hear the Seahawks are going to the Superbowl. The second time in their history. I guess I'll do the good thing for them and not watch the game, like all the other games of theirs I haven't watched this season. It isn't that I don't like them, by all means, I hope they win, they certainly deserve it, would be nice to have a local team win a championship sometime in my lifetime, but after the Stealers stole their game in the last one (and that wasn't a misspelling), they also stole my luck. I had NEVER seen them lose until then (even at their early 90s shittiest), now I have NEVER seen them win since then. Better for everyone I don't give a shit.
Also, musing with the idea of getting buck toothed fang implants when I become an old man, so I can scare away little children from my doorstep by looking like a rat-fanged Count Orlock.
Isn't he handsome?
(insert Count Orlock picture here, as I seem to be having trouble doing it my fucking self)
I find it amusing that all my former SG friends who left the site have had their pages restarted, despite not being there. They are all on my "Following List" now (but not I on theirs I think), making me look like a bigger creeper than I already am.
In any case, ass ass tits, boner, schlong, cock, balls, boobs, and Craft TV Dinner. I can't think of anything else to say.