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So sick of the FOOTBALL FAPPING!!!!

Fantasy football is shitty version of dungeons and dragons for jocks.

Rub your pigskin elsewhere....

The year is 3027. Most of my body had been replaced with processors and semiconductors. I am perfect. Designed to kill, fuck and dance in that order. They call me Cspeck. Dancing last night got me some serious pussy. The kind that drips with cosmic delight. Rhythmic ecstasy. Boom Boom Boom.

People are funny things. We are all like little puzzles. We carry around our secrets, desires, our thoughts, and no ones knows our answers.

Sometimes we don't even understand how to solve ourselves. How can anyone ever really know with certainty that we understand their own motives?

Take for instance, tonight. I was looking for new jobs. These jobs however were not close by. They...
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[Story Time]

The air is bitterly cold, biting at my skin, my goose bumps raised, my breath is heavy. The first snow of the year will mark my new birth, the gift of oneness awaits me. It is the night I will be inducted, like those in my family before me. Years of study and training have lead to this moment. My family has had...
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I wonder if anyone else thinks life is bullshit.

I can either keep complaining or actually do something about it.

I BETTER GET TO KILL SOMETHING IN MY DREAMS OR I AM GUNNA BE A GROUCHY BOY IN THE MORNING.....

I need to start writing again. All the good plots get wasted on dreams.....

Spyrograph and dinosaurs.

The night is only really beginning, but not that it really fucking matters because I have to get up at 6 fucking am. I am starting to miss college not cause of the parties, girls, or wild times, but because I could create without the pressure of "real" life pressing down on me.

I suppose if I really want to I should find a way...
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Foster's Home for imaginary friends is hilarious to me for some reason. I suppose I haven't grown up that much.

eating lots of chocolate instead of real food.

Numb.

I abandoned all hope. I am just a fucking shell of my former self. I want to sleep forever, and dream the life I should have lived. Fuck. Bye Babe, I love you, I love you so much. I hope I meet you in a much better life than this one, a better life for both of us.

I start my new job tomorrow. I hope I do not have to resort to stabbing my eyes out with a ball point pen. Corporate America here I come mother fuckers.