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Ahhh sobriety my new friend.

Nothing is new, I feel strange not inebriated. It feels wrong somehow. I am not my jovial (drunken) self. I feel like someone different. Strangely however, I have a new found patience and calm that I have never felt before. Almost like a steady feeling of relaxation. Who knows if it will last, but I hope I can at least...
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punt:
Yo..
fer sure- I figure we'll probably have a caravan up there.
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I officially hit rock bottom.
Everything is a haze of MGD and bad Karaoke. 9 Hours in the cooler will change any man. I don't care how hard you think you are, you'll cry in front of complete strangers.
So where to go from here?
I stopped drinking, cold turkey. I need to focus on more positive things in my life. Like writing, and creating,...
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I am hitting rock bottom again.

I don't remember what I did or said last night. Or who I did or said it to. It is all a haze.

I haven't used my penis in forever, I don't think it works anymore.

earplug6947:
wonderful user name!

i have a special dust rag i use for my penis, as it tends to get used maybe once a year.
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Saturday.. Argh.

I think I am still drunk. Punt and Muller, Thanks for the High Life.

I don't know what I am going to do today, hopefully something exciting will happen soon.

I am Jacks Flacid penis
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It's Friday, what can I say. I am about to embark on a journey this weekend. In an effort to reclaim my youth and sanity. I intend on meeting many new people, and reconnecting with those that have dissapeared from my life.

I am Jacks burning stomach.
muller:
aloha.suit up. loau