ceresstar

Sanity is overrated. I say walk down E.Hastings licking at an empty ice cream cone, and randomly telling one of your gloves to leave you alone because you're not speaking to it right now. Then turn around and count how many disciples you've picked up within a few blocks.

All kidding aside, don't actually do that. One of your followers is likely to stab you to death for your "magic glove" that apparently can talk. But just because their voices tell them to.