Well, here I am entering my first journal on SG. I really dont know exactly what I would like to write at the moment so I'll leave you all for the day with a joke.
A guy sits at a bar and has had a few drinks. After a while he tells the bartender he's going to take a piss. He walks to the back of the bar. after a few minutes the bartender hears a scream come from the back. The bartender runs to the back to find the man standing in the hallway to find the man standing there horrified. The bartender asks the man what happened. The man tells him that he sat down on the toilet and when he flushed something came up and squeezed the hell out of his balls. THe bartender looks in the bathroom and tells the drunk man, "you asshole, you sat on the mop bucket."
A guy sits at a bar and has had a few drinks. After a while he tells the bartender he's going to take a piss. He walks to the back of the bar. after a few minutes the bartender hears a scream come from the back. The bartender runs to the back to find the man standing in the hallway to find the man standing there horrified. The bartender asks the man what happened. The man tells him that he sat down on the toilet and when he flushed something came up and squeezed the hell out of his balls. THe bartender looks in the bathroom and tells the drunk man, "you asshole, you sat on the mop bucket."
lilviciousone:
welcome.