Wednesday Dec 22, 2004

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You know, I just really kinda realised what's so damn funny about me and merkins...
I really really really hate my pubes.
Unfortunately, I'm also too cheap to get a brazillian and too lazy to shave as often as I should.
I really really like publessness.
Anyone that buys me a brazillian wax gets to see the results (after its done being red and angry).
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sarahg:
i came to see if you had a picture of the tattoos on your wrists (i was reading about them in the tattoo group.. sounded interesting).. but i see that you beat peasant's quest.

that's fucking badass. i've never beaten it. ow, my coolness.
samebeat:
Hah, I'm just snooping through random Chicagoan's journals since I'm new in town and I had to compliment your journaling about merkins. I've thought they're hilarious forever and didn't know that anyone else even knew what they were. biggrin

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