a huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer, well i suppose that proves they're really not all bad...
lord of the rings was fucking awesome.
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bloodandlager:
Yah, thats what I heard. My mom went to see it and invited me ,but I didn't feel like sitting down for 3 hours. Should I have?
cellophane:
there are a lot of things i think you should do for three hours.
i just played a four hour long halo game.
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cellophane:
no, we lost... 
but i got 156 kills and 18 assists.
but i got 156 kills and 18 assists.
bloodandlager:
Don't worry bro, the only game I'm good at is quarters.
yay, new picture.
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johnnyvonbondie:
Word.
JVB
JVB
bloodandlager:
Dude, looks preaty cool. Id look even cooler if you had somthing on the right side like a cresent moon, or somthing.
you just pressed the HISTORY ERASER BUTTON!
(damn you theboxman!)
(damn you theboxman!)
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cellophane:
bwaha
bloodandlager:
Let's get a new journal up in this motherfucker.
don't comment on this.
death is but a door
time is but a window
i'll be back
(ps. i'm not going anywhere)
time is but a window
i'll be back
(ps. i'm not going anywhere)
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bloodandlager:
%$@#*&^<:"
cellophane:
no
i like to say "what are you doin macguyver?" or "what's the plan macguyver?" or "who do you think you are? macguyver?" to people when they're about to do something clever. like in the movies.
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uswer8024082082084:
I hardly ever say anything with mcguyver in it.
but I do like to hum the theme from bonanza an awful lot.
but I do like to hum the theme from bonanza an awful lot.
emptycagegirl:
Ahh you listed off some good movies there. good music too.
heh
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johnnyvonbondie:
tchock
JVB
JVB
babybeezer:
hello Mr. Cellophane. And in the spirit of monosyllabism: Yay!
i saw star trek nemesis tonight. it was better than i thought it would be. sad ending though.
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giga_geo:
which is exactly how i felt this morning...
too much jim beam.
which is exactly how i felt this morning...
too much jim beam.
cellophane:
yay vomit
you know your culture from your trash
you know your plastic from your cash
when i lose sight of the track
you know the way back
but i know you
give me steam
and how you feel to make it real
real as anything you've seen
get a life with this dreamer's dream
you know your plastic from your cash
when i lose sight of the track
you know the way back
but i know you
give me steam
and how you feel to make it real
real as anything you've seen
get a life with this dreamer's dream
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mistersatan:
You know your green from your read
You know the quick from the dead
So much better than the rest
You think you'll do best
But I know you
You know your ladder from your snake
You know the throttle from the brake
You know your straight line from a curve
You've got a lot of nerve
But I know you
You know the quick from the dead
So much better than the rest
You think you'll do best
But I know you
You know your ladder from your snake
You know the throttle from the brake
You know your straight line from a curve
You've got a lot of nerve
But I know you
cellophane:
especially the live performance from that episode of snl hosted by jason alexander. 
WOOH BOWLING!
awesome stuff. wish i was at lane's tho.
awesome stuff. wish i was at lane's tho.
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earplug6947:
dear sir: i've seen photos of you on the boards (hot stuff) and would like it if you would post a new profile pic sometime in the future. your fans await!
respectfully,
earplug
respectfully,
earplug
cellophane:
haha okay. 