cedar

begin rant now:

-why do friends dissapear? no matter how many times you call them, how many comments you leave, how many voicemails you know they've checked....

"oh, i've been really busy with school"
but i know you went out dancing a few days ago.
"oh, you're so far away now"
but i've called you several times, and give you fair warning whenever i'm near your house...
"oh, i'm working all the time"
i stopped by your work to say hello, you weren't there.

do i bore you? or is it just not in you to return the effort?
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-i had to explain to my mother today why spit is the best lube. gross. fucking grooooooooss.
no daughter should have to do that. but, i think this makes me a really good one.
ew. ew ew ew ew eeeeeeeew.
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-i seriously crave sushi all the time. sushi, and disco, and malloreigh, and andrea, and apnea.
wrap them up in a baked spicy scallop roll, and send them to me. now.
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-i'm going to punch the director of 'open water' in the FACE. that's two hours of my life i'm never gonna get back. asshole.