i was reading an article in bizzare magazine the other day about techno-fetish people....the ones who are turned on by robots, machinery, and transformation....
apparently some will wear a key around their neck to signify their sexuality....
wait....
don't i have an obsession with keys? didn't i quite religously wear a key around my neck for months? don't i have keys tattooed in several places on my body?
whoops.....
no wonder all thoes toasters kept hitting on me.
apparently some will wear a key around their neck to signify their sexuality....
wait....
don't i have an obsession with keys? didn't i quite religously wear a key around my neck for months? don't i have keys tattooed in several places on my body?
whoops.....
no wonder all thoes toasters kept hitting on me.
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mmmmmmm cavity sex.
(i havent gone to bed yet.... this is officially the worst post ever)