Your very own personals add...
What if you had to publish an add for yourself in The Personals? What would it say? How revealing would you be?
I'm curious what you guys would write about yourself, when it comes to dating persona and whatnot. I find it kind of fascinating. Yes, clearly I'm very bored. But please amuse me, okay? Kthnx.
Here's mine:
Tiny idiotic artist and jack of all trades seeks skinny pale idiot for permanent boyfriend position.
Preferably a quirky, snack obsessed, rock n' roll loving, sarcastically witty, homebody.
Must love to cuddle, take abuse from asshole cat, and be willing to try weird baking fiasco results.
Must deal with snoring, not make fun of my stupid hair in the morning, and put out on a regular basis.
Like minded insomniac artists, bi-polar scene kids, irish-whiskey lovers, and smokers encouraged to apply.
<3
What if you had to publish an add for yourself in The Personals? What would it say? How revealing would you be?
I'm curious what you guys would write about yourself, when it comes to dating persona and whatnot. I find it kind of fascinating. Yes, clearly I'm very bored. But please amuse me, okay? Kthnx.
Here's mine:
Tiny idiotic artist and jack of all trades seeks skinny pale idiot for permanent boyfriend position.
Preferably a quirky, snack obsessed, rock n' roll loving, sarcastically witty, homebody.
Must love to cuddle, take abuse from asshole cat, and be willing to try weird baking fiasco results.
Must deal with snoring, not make fun of my stupid hair in the morning, and put out on a regular basis.
Like minded insomniac artists, bi-polar scene kids, irish-whiskey lovers, and smokers encouraged to apply.
<3
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Mine would be something along the lines of tattooed, wheat intolerant/ almost-vegan writer/naked on the interwebs girl from the land of the long white cloud seeks creative,unique,funny, intelligent, well-read music loving boy 25+, must love drinking (in particular whiskey and jager), eating lots of veggie food, making out, long hot nights, going to gigs, travel, and having crazy adventures. Lotsa tattoos, nice eyes and a hot American accent a plus.
Have you found your skinny pale idiot yet?
xo