If I could kick 2007 in the face, I would. It'd be one of those knockdown drag-out fights when people stand around cheering while considering calling the cops. I'm sick of letting this year kick my ass. It's just been one horrific experience after another. I'm ready for something new. Here's a little tally of what's gone down:
Jobs...
1. Hostess/Server @ Bowery - Fired
2. Personal Assistant to a porn star - Mysterious fired through email with an incredibly weird explanation.
3. Post Production Coordinator for Live Nation Studios - Fired. Don't get me started on how many reason I have for violence when it comes to that one.
4. Executive Assistant/Graphic Design for TV Production company - Let go on good terms...after 3 days?! They needed a CEO, not an assistant.
5. Website tester/Content Writer for Participant Productions - Job ended. I'm not even sure if the website ever launched.
6. Office Manager for DV411 - Fired, most likely due to the fact that I was speaking to my boss the exact same way he was speaking to me. I don't think he liked that.
Romance...
1. The Boyfriend: I ended a yearlong relationship in February. Mixing booze with anger issues is never a good idea. He lived with me for 6 months after that, until he found his own place...across the street!!
2. The Fling: I liked him a lot. He like everyone a little, and no one a lot.
3. The J's: Jason, Justin, "John Doe"...Got together with each one once, had a really great time. They never returned a call/called again. Then there was Josh. We managed to hang out twice before he told me he was in love with his best friend, and felt nothing for anyone else...even during the two hours of intensely passionate kissing. And don't forget JoJo. We spoke on the phone once. That was so painfully awkward that neither of us called again. Jerome and I hung out a few times. He kissed me once while drunk, told me how happy he was to have met me. The next day apologized, stating he does that a lot to his hot friends when he's intoxicated. But also that he didn't want to ruin this potentially great friendship. And of course, he never called again after that either. Last but not least there's Jeff, my random party hook-up/hot neighbor boy/catalyst for the fight that ended the relationship with #1. He's actually a good person though. Try not to judge him for having a "J" name.
4. The OkCupid/Myspace Mistakes: A man-baby, and an arrogant hippie were my spectacular one-date disasters. I don't think I'll ever meet the Hebrew Zebra kid. I'm still waiting to meet the co-op vegan English teacher who grew up in the same town as me. The 70s rock inspired kid was fabulous. But after our "bad comedy and cheap red wine sleep over extravaganza", he's been mysteriously "unavailable"...Hrumph. And in only the most ironic twist of fate, Tom from Myspace is my highest match on OkCupid. Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
5. The Friend Zone: I have a few very close male friends. People are constantly asking us how long we've been together, if we're married, when we're going to date, etc....Stop it!! It's none of your business. Although, hilarity did ensure when a vet-technician asked obd and I how long we had been married and where we met. I guess we're decent liars, because she almost believed us when he nervous yelled "Um..... Church! We met at Church!!"
Miscellaneous Disasters and Points of Interest....
1. My ex accidentally stepped on my cat. After emergency bills, vet visits, 2 surgeries, and 2 months of bandage changes, I'm now $3000 in debt.
2. Best friend got married. Best friend got an annulment. My best friend should sue the fucker.
3. Someone managed to clone my credit card, and go on a shopping spree. Over $300 in charges at Home Depot, Vallarta Market, and 7-11. Wtf?!
4. I went to San Diego Comic Con. I got into a 4-day fight with ex SG Evan. I had to drug Binx (out of love). The situation caused Breezey's first ever panic attack. A rumor went around that I punched Evan in the face. I was convinced I would be kicked off SG. But because of that weekend, I will forever love Pistolita, Binx, Vanessa, and especially Bella.
And in most recent news, I have something that resembles strep throat.
The Year 2007 : 265,428 // Me : 1
Jobs...
1. Hostess/Server @ Bowery - Fired
2. Personal Assistant to a porn star - Mysterious fired through email with an incredibly weird explanation.
3. Post Production Coordinator for Live Nation Studios - Fired. Don't get me started on how many reason I have for violence when it comes to that one.
4. Executive Assistant/Graphic Design for TV Production company - Let go on good terms...after 3 days?! They needed a CEO, not an assistant.
5. Website tester/Content Writer for Participant Productions - Job ended. I'm not even sure if the website ever launched.
6. Office Manager for DV411 - Fired, most likely due to the fact that I was speaking to my boss the exact same way he was speaking to me. I don't think he liked that.
Romance...
1. The Boyfriend: I ended a yearlong relationship in February. Mixing booze with anger issues is never a good idea. He lived with me for 6 months after that, until he found his own place...across the street!!
2. The Fling: I liked him a lot. He like everyone a little, and no one a lot.
3. The J's: Jason, Justin, "John Doe"...Got together with each one once, had a really great time. They never returned a call/called again. Then there was Josh. We managed to hang out twice before he told me he was in love with his best friend, and felt nothing for anyone else...even during the two hours of intensely passionate kissing. And don't forget JoJo. We spoke on the phone once. That was so painfully awkward that neither of us called again. Jerome and I hung out a few times. He kissed me once while drunk, told me how happy he was to have met me. The next day apologized, stating he does that a lot to his hot friends when he's intoxicated. But also that he didn't want to ruin this potentially great friendship. And of course, he never called again after that either. Last but not least there's Jeff, my random party hook-up/hot neighbor boy/catalyst for the fight that ended the relationship with #1. He's actually a good person though. Try not to judge him for having a "J" name.
4. The OkCupid/Myspace Mistakes: A man-baby, and an arrogant hippie were my spectacular one-date disasters. I don't think I'll ever meet the Hebrew Zebra kid. I'm still waiting to meet the co-op vegan English teacher who grew up in the same town as me. The 70s rock inspired kid was fabulous. But after our "bad comedy and cheap red wine sleep over extravaganza", he's been mysteriously "unavailable"...Hrumph. And in only the most ironic twist of fate, Tom from Myspace is my highest match on OkCupid. Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
5. The Friend Zone: I have a few very close male friends. People are constantly asking us how long we've been together, if we're married, when we're going to date, etc....Stop it!! It's none of your business. Although, hilarity did ensure when a vet-technician asked obd and I how long we had been married and where we met. I guess we're decent liars, because she almost believed us when he nervous yelled "Um..... Church! We met at Church!!"
Miscellaneous Disasters and Points of Interest....
1. My ex accidentally stepped on my cat. After emergency bills, vet visits, 2 surgeries, and 2 months of bandage changes, I'm now $3000 in debt.
2. Best friend got married. Best friend got an annulment. My best friend should sue the fucker.
3. Someone managed to clone my credit card, and go on a shopping spree. Over $300 in charges at Home Depot, Vallarta Market, and 7-11. Wtf?!
4. I went to San Diego Comic Con. I got into a 4-day fight with ex SG Evan. I had to drug Binx (out of love). The situation caused Breezey's first ever panic attack. A rumor went around that I punched Evan in the face. I was convinced I would be kicked off SG. But because of that weekend, I will forever love Pistolita, Binx, Vanessa, and especially Bella.
And in most recent news, I have something that resembles strep throat.
The Year 2007 : 265,428 // Me : 1
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