My hammock collapsed today.
And yes, I was in it. Along with my toddler, and 2 young girls who live next door. Thankfully, the girls thought it was funny, no injuries. Jace had a fit, but only for a moment because the fall was scary. He was not hurt either. I, on the other hand, hurt my ass. Yes, I hurt my ass. Well, sort of my ass - it's that spot that is too low to still call your back, yet probably too high to still be considered part of the ass. It's going to be a lovely bruise above me bum crack and it hurts.
It'll go nicely with my sciatica, permanently broken tailbone, broken toe from a couple weeks ago that still bothers me, and the painful stiff neck I woke up with this morning.
This just isn't my day of wellness.
And yes, I was in it. Along with my toddler, and 2 young girls who live next door. Thankfully, the girls thought it was funny, no injuries. Jace had a fit, but only for a moment because the fall was scary. He was not hurt either. I, on the other hand, hurt my ass. Yes, I hurt my ass. Well, sort of my ass - it's that spot that is too low to still call your back, yet probably too high to still be considered part of the ass. It's going to be a lovely bruise above me bum crack and it hurts.
It'll go nicely with my sciatica, permanently broken tailbone, broken toe from a couple weeks ago that still bothers me, and the painful stiff neck I woke up with this morning.
This just isn't my day of wellness.
No butt that really sucks. I am sure your ass is going to hurt like a mofo... you prolly messed up your tail bone even more. Hahhahha tell jon to kiss your ass... sorry that is a dumb joke.
Well.....
At least this week was eventful. No one can nothing happened to ya lately.
As stated in the comment above (look up), at least you can tell people to kiss your ass (to make it feel better).