If anyone reading this has any interest in NCAA football, I suggest you check out Yahoo Sports, or ESPN and look for the story about the MN Gophers vs/ WI Badger game that occured yesterday. Holy shit balls.
Presenting "The-Last-Two-Minutes-In-A-Nutshell":
We had that WON. Without a doubt, 2 mintes left and we were already celebrating and jumping and shaking the bleachers and dancing in the fucking aisles, and then the absolute unthinkable. Our brilliant fuck of a punter, a frosh, missed the punt, picked it up, kicked it into a Badger player AS HE WAS STANDING IN THE ENDZONE. And the student section of the metrodome as as SILENT as I'd ever heard it. No way in hell did we ever think Wisconsin would score again in that game. We were just stunned. No one "boo'ed", no one yelled or screaming anything profane - we all just stood there open mouthed in astonishment. And the fucking idiot punter, could have had the safety, but NO, he had to try to "re-kick" the punt. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. That kid is going to get his ass kicked on campus tomorrow, no doubt.
But behold, there was 30 seconds left and we had a chance to run in back to get it down the field and take our touchdown. AND WE FUMBLED. Recovered by WI. Over. All over.
I didn't say a word, I just sat down and stared at the scoreboard. But regardless - It was by far the most incredible game I had ever seen. And if we were going to lose like THAT to a Big 10 team, I'm glad it was Wisconsin, as I was pretty proud yesterday to not only be a Golden Gopher, but to be from Wisconsin - just an incredible nail biter game beginning to end, it was awesome. We had a great time. AND my group made it on the jumbotron for the first time EVER!!!! Anyone see us on ESPN???
My little one, all dressed for the big day
Goldy kicking Bucky's ass
My UW alumnae friend and me
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And now, ladies, gentlemen and other, for your reading enjoyment, a monologue by the drunken LyloniJade, all of her Badgerfull gloatful glory:
"on wisconsin on wisconsin grand ol badger state, from our lowyal sons and daughters.... Like to master bate........
hahahhahhhah
hahahh htat is fucking funny,. sht i am so durnk right now. But we beat your silly goger fer ass and it was bad! we like got all lucky and shit. it was like blaeh.
hahh master bate.
that is like one work d but for somereason I cnat type sit ats one work. d why the hell oare my keeys so damn small.
I gue s i have to do laugndy tomarrow cause I don;t have any undreoos
man this is like druk dialing. you realy shoudihng type and be drunk at the same time. it is like not reallyu producktive.
oh yeah I got offered at managment postion g at lane bryatn
so i quit my other job cause I made like 5 doallars tonight
it sucked real badk, so i drank a bucn in a real short a mount o f time.
will i regret this. prorobely
hahahah
minnasortrar sucks
hahah
that is sucky
ha"
Presenting "The-Last-Two-Minutes-In-A-Nutshell":
We had that WON. Without a doubt, 2 mintes left and we were already celebrating and jumping and shaking the bleachers and dancing in the fucking aisles, and then the absolute unthinkable. Our brilliant fuck of a punter, a frosh, missed the punt, picked it up, kicked it into a Badger player AS HE WAS STANDING IN THE ENDZONE. And the student section of the metrodome as as SILENT as I'd ever heard it. No way in hell did we ever think Wisconsin would score again in that game. We were just stunned. No one "boo'ed", no one yelled or screaming anything profane - we all just stood there open mouthed in astonishment. And the fucking idiot punter, could have had the safety, but NO, he had to try to "re-kick" the punt. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. That kid is going to get his ass kicked on campus tomorrow, no doubt.
But behold, there was 30 seconds left and we had a chance to run in back to get it down the field and take our touchdown. AND WE FUMBLED. Recovered by WI. Over. All over.
I didn't say a word, I just sat down and stared at the scoreboard. But regardless - It was by far the most incredible game I had ever seen. And if we were going to lose like THAT to a Big 10 team, I'm glad it was Wisconsin, as I was pretty proud yesterday to not only be a Golden Gopher, but to be from Wisconsin - just an incredible nail biter game beginning to end, it was awesome. We had a great time. AND my group made it on the jumbotron for the first time EVER!!!! Anyone see us on ESPN???
My little one, all dressed for the big day
Goldy kicking Bucky's ass
My UW alumnae friend and me
_________________________________________________
And now, ladies, gentlemen and other, for your reading enjoyment, a monologue by the drunken LyloniJade, all of her Badgerfull gloatful glory:
"on wisconsin on wisconsin grand ol badger state, from our lowyal sons and daughters.... Like to master bate........
hahahhahhhah
hahahh htat is fucking funny,. sht i am so durnk right now. But we beat your silly goger fer ass and it was bad! we like got all lucky and shit. it was like blaeh.
hahh master bate.
that is like one work d but for somereason I cnat type sit ats one work. d why the hell oare my keeys so damn small.
I gue s i have to do laugndy tomarrow cause I don;t have any undreoos
man this is like druk dialing. you realy shoudihng type and be drunk at the same time. it is like not reallyu producktive.
oh yeah I got offered at managment postion g at lane bryatn
so i quit my other job cause I made like 5 doallars tonight
it sucked real badk, so i drank a bucn in a real short a mount o f time.
will i regret this. prorobely
hahahah
minnasortrar sucks
hahah
that is sucky
ha"
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wren:
devilducky and I were gonna go to SGB (it's always a GREAT fucking show) but his mom is coming to town that night. We're really dissapointed, because we have so much going on that we totally spaced the date. 
wren:
Everyone from SGTC will be there. They are awesome people, I promise.