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well, I wrote a nice long enrty, but the site ate it. Guess you'll just have to wonder.

I've been too drunk to drive more times than I can count. Too drunk to fuck more times than I care to admit...

Am I the only person in the world that gets too drunk to sleep?

It seems that if I have more than a few beers, I will not be able to sleep for more than 2 hours...

Happy Valentine's Day, Suckas.

*The words "Valentine's Day" and "Happy" are registered trademarks of the Hallmark corporation, all rights reserved.*

Reports of my death have been largely exaggerated! I've finally gotten into an exercise routine! While it's good for me, I've been generally too tired to look at nekkid women after work. That all came to an abrupt end Saturday night at AJGirl's Birthday Blowout. I don't want to give away all the details, but she did get her first Lapdance! The rest of...
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I gotta quit drinkin'

Whew, what a day...

I got a lot of work done today. Finally got the project manager to stop hounding me about the project I was working on. Fuck Off! I'm the only one who's gotten anything done so far and the shit is complicated. And I took my weekly break from vegetarianism to go to the sushi buffet! I knows it sounds horrible, but...
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Me Me Me... I just don't like talking about myself.

I felt like ass most of the day because I was hungover. My life seems to be an endless experiment to see how drunk I can get without puking. I gotta lay off the booze. Anyone have any hobby suggestions? I have the attention span of a 4-year-old after a box of chocolates and a...
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Well, it's been a good day so far. I got plenty of sleep, no hangover, and my day is pretty much open until Optimistress calls me My elliptical machine got here yesterday. I'm going to put that together. Now I will have absoutely no excuse not to exercise at least a little bit.

*more to come*

Ah, what a day... i actually got some work done for a change. I went to my first upper-level meeting since the promotion. Yay! It's just like the old meetings except they talk about shit I have no interest in and nothing to do with. I'm sure one of these days I'll figure it all out. It was a good day all-in-all. I made it...
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Just got back from Sunny Florida! Which means Christmas is finally over, the whole family has seen The Ring (engagement ring, not the movie) and I actually have to go back to work.

This years New Year's Resolution: Make Myself Easier to Kidnap.

That's right. I'm going to lose weight and get out more. I already lost 40lbs, 20 or so more and I should...
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I'm here. Touch me.