Today was a good day. Got a lot of work done, didn't get yelled at for anything, wife made dinner, discovered left over warsteiner in the fridge.
today was a good day. Got to work late, got all my work done, left early, got drunk. Didn;t even have to use my AK.
boychucker:
Congrats on getting married and getting a house.
Yeah, we all went to Tattletales for Sue's birthday 2 years ago.
Yeah, we all went to Tattletales for Sue's birthday 2 years ago.
vladdic:
Yes.. yes I do work at perimeter mall. Sadly I did not enjoy my last pissing. as the people didn't deserve it, and I didn't remember doing it afterwords. But come on.. if you were at some cunt's house.. and you could piss all over her stuff.. wouldn't you do it?
Wow, it's been a while. Been over a year since I logged on here. Since then, I got married and bought a house, amongst other things. How's everybody?
blah. Now I'm medicated. I won't be any fun anymore 
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boychucker:
Happy birthday.
niobe:
Happy Birthday! 
God hates war and god hates crime. But he REALLY hates people who color outside the lines.
It was a beautiful day in majestic Sandy Springs today. The Sade and I went next door to the tennis center to steal tennis balls from yuppie fuckwads. It's her favorite game. It gave me something that I'd been missing for a while - melatonin. That wonderful substance...
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It was a beautiful day in majestic Sandy Springs today. The Sade and I went next door to the tennis center to steal tennis balls from yuppie fuckwads. It's her favorite game. It gave me something that I'd been missing for a while - melatonin. That wonderful substance...
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sushi:
Eh. It's more fun to make your own cards for groups that would never accept you. I'm a member of the Illuminati as far as anyone who flips through my wallet is concerned.
Although I've always wondered what those wacky Mensa parties are like. I bet there's all kinds of kickass stuff going down. Full-contact X-treme Anagrams? Strip Analogies?
Although I've always wondered what those wacky Mensa parties are like. I bet there's all kinds of kickass stuff going down. Full-contact X-treme Anagrams? Strip Analogies?
evilwillow:
did I say thanks for the comment? if not...thanks for the comment. 
I'm having one of my headaches today. One of those that requires you to sit in a dark room and not move, lest the pain that doing so caused make you puke on the bed. I can't stand feeling nauseas when I'm not drunk. At least if I'm drunk I feel like i deserve it.
I'm giving the excedrin 10 more minutes, then I start...
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I'm giving the excedrin 10 more minutes, then I start...
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fragile21:
sounds like a migraine..I hate those. I think the booze will cure the headache and the nausea. It's the cure for it all.
evilwillow:
thanks.
sorry about your head. lay down in the dark with a cold compress over your eyes.
sorry about your head. lay down in the dark with a cold compress over your eyes.
it saddens me how little I have to talk about sometimes...
apologees:
me too.
okay, no more drunken posts... 
fragile21:
awww...man. those are the best.
What to do?
Everyone is worrying about events they van't prevent... fretting about things they can't forget... and worrying about nothing,,,
I wish I coud help, but I can't. I'm not wise or smart or experienced. I'm just a drunk who wishes everyone else could be happy. If I can help you be happy, I'll be more than happy to lend a hand...
I'm drunk....
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Everyone is worrying about events they van't prevent... fretting about things they can't forget... and worrying about nothing,,,
I wish I coud help, but I can't. I'm not wise or smart or experienced. I'm just a drunk who wishes everyone else could be happy. If I can help you be happy, I'll be more than happy to lend a hand...
I'm drunk....
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cease:
PS.. ATL SG's are hot...
fragile21:
Call your momma!
It's been a little while since I've been drunk. How I miss it.
and ATL Sgs are hot.
It's been a little while since I've been drunk. How I miss it.
and ATL Sgs are hot.
ahhh... vacation. I'm taking an extra long weekend this week. I haven't done a damn thing that I said I was going to do and I couldn't be happier about it.
My boss is resigning, which means my old boss is now my boss again, which is fine by me. She's comfortable with my drunkenness and we get along great.
I got hammered in front...
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My boss is resigning, which means my old boss is now my boss again, which is fine by me. She's comfortable with my drunkenness and we get along great.
I got hammered in front...
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the_love_below:
Ya, pretty weird having the same b-day. Good to have someone to say happy b-day to apart from myself. As a UK resident, I pride myself in tea knowledge and recomend Earl Grey and Chai (though you really can't beat PG Tips Tea Bags )
) 
ligirlinatl:
Hmmm.. I think the D&B was in Duluth.. 
reports of my death have been largely exagerated.
glueberries:
mark twain?
or is it wilde...?
or have i gone completely insane? its entirely possible. in which case, please excuse me and disregard my prior statements.
or is it wilde...?
or have i gone completely insane? its entirely possible. in which case, please excuse me and disregard my prior statements.
glueberries:
ah ha! i knew i had it the first time!
and you'd be a wise man not to judge my mental stability based solely on that...or lack there-of.
and you'd be a wise man not to judge my mental stability based solely on that...or lack there-of.
geez do I hate doign taxes