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I have no idea wot to say about the last few days of my life!

two of my friends from england came (paul and damon) and on thursday we went to dinner and got drunk and then ended up at the strip club (YEAAHH UP TOWN SCOOREESS!!!!!) paul paid for everything and bought me shit-tons of lap dances....met a super nice stripper.

didnt get home till like 2. ok so thats early but they had just landed that morning.

Friday I had to get my ass up and go to the gym which was fun....that night i met the boys at McSorelys...they give u rounds in sets of like 16 there...so in my first 5 minutes I had 5 drinks...by the time Alix met us there at 6 I'd had 10....when we left at 6:30 for dinner we were wasted. We went back to their hotel so they could drop stuff off and ended up having a pillow fight! HAHAH....sooo funny.

Then we went to trailer park for dinner. drank more and then hit my usual Irish Bar for drinks. We started to get wasted there with the bartender laughing at us for bringing the riff raff in...LOL..and then DAMON had wanted to meet up with this girl he had met in Vegas a few months back. The phrase wot happens in vegas stays in vegas is there for a reason! SHE WAS HORRIBLE!! sshe sounded like a mosquito buzzing in ur ear and had the biggest honker u ever saw. i know its bitchy but she totally bust in on our party....and even paul and damon were horrifed.....alix and i were texting eachoter "HOOOOONNKK" so we had to devise a way to ditch her coz she was gonna bring her friends...alix asked our bartender and he was like "oh god! I want to help u girls but u know im alway here on fridays!" so i asked the doorman and he told us where to go but we still had to ditch her. forst we saud we had to go to Lit. but she knew that place so she was gonna come too. then Damon decided to play sick and we finally ditchedc her and ran off at full tilt to the ale house a block away from the bar,....we stayed there for a bit...where i ended up meeting a hot chick and making out with here...which was fun...

then alix decided to punk out so damon was all alone, I decided to call my friend Gabi to see where she was, hahaha..she was back at the irish bar..so we went back there....a few drinks later paul litterally picked me up and carried me out of the bar coz he wanted to take me "to the bedroom dammit!!" and we ditched damon..something i normaly never do....so he ended up with gabi all night which it turns out wasnt the best idea...but oh well...i had a fun night.

So Saturday I went to ikea (ICK) with my friends Liss and ALix and we had the bessssstt time running around and being silly like 5 yr olds. then we went to dinner where we talked for hours about all sorts of funny things and had the best girls day ever. Then Alix and I went back to the city and napped at my place for a bit before meeting up with friends at the irsh bar agan..the boys didnt go out that night i think they were feeling a bit illin. LOL...so we stayed out.....partiedc pretty hardcore until alix decided to go home...but then it was raining and no cabs could b found so we waited forever. then when alix found one she litterally jumped in it and ditched me on the corner in the RAIN! bitch!!

so i wandered back towards the bar where a cute looking bleach blonde gay guy and his cute friend with dark hair and dark eys asked me if i was waiting for a can and then who did my hair...lol we got to talking and he said that theres no way in hell i could go home so we went off to the bar in LES..LMAO. at the bar we drank and talked like we had been BFF's FORRRRRRRRRRRREVERRRR!!! and it was awesome!! LOL
I didnt get home till fuckin 5am....

sunday the boys called and said we'd meet for lunvh...which turned into dinner coz there was no way i was waking up before then ha. so alix and i hung out at my place and finally we decided to meet arounf 530...lmao....i got a text saying "get ur arse to the hotel u flithy animal..." haha such and injoke to the wknd!!!!
damon is obsessed with saying "KEEP THE CHANGE U FLITHY ANIMAL" he thinks he sounds american but he doesnt LOL..

so anyway we started off at a bar.....and then went to another one....ended up at doc holidays! LMAO played some pool and the jukebox and danced around....and then fianlly decided we needed food....so we had italian.....and then went to keybar where alix and i ran into everyone we knew....atilla was glad to see us(the owner)...alexander was there.....this guy i had a crush on last summer...alix's summer hook up was there (jason) and sxe jason was there.....it was crazy to see everyone but actually good to b back...well it was obvio that alix and damon wre finnnnallly gonna hook up so paul and i left them and went back to my place.

i even dressed up all cute in porn star shoes and had a great time! LOL....but alas. the kick ass wknd had to end and the boys texted me at 8am to say there off to england.

have def made good friends with them. and to think. we found eachother on myspace. lol