cbmatt

Is it sad that seeing a girl's ass is the highlight of my night? Alright, I already knew the answer before I even asked the question. Yes, it's sad. It's fucking sad. But in my defense, I have been super depressed all night, so it was nice to see something that wasn't so mean and angry. What's even sadder, though, is that it wasn't even a pleasant moment. It was quite awkward, in fact. My friend was acting weird and kept talking about how I need to have sex with a woman (not her, of course) and as we were walking to the car, she decided to pull down her pants and show me her ass. Although it was somewhat funny, it wasn't done in a humorous way. It was done as if it were completely normal, like people who hang out in nudist colonies. They're all just naked and it's no big deal, and that's how this was. I actually think that if she were to do it in a slightly provocative way, it would have been less awkward. That says a lot, considering how out-of-place I am in situations like that. It's like when you play one of the Grand Theft Auto games and as you're beating hookers for extra money, you notice that you have an erection. The only logical thing to do at the time, it seems, is to go into the bathroom for a few minutes to masturbate and get yourself flaccid again. But when you try to continue playing the game, you just feel guilty. That's how I am in sexually-oriented situations, and I think that would have been less awkward than tonight. That's just odd. Maybe as soon as I got home, I shouldn't have masturbated...twice.