The opening weekend of my Spring Break was pretty exciting for me. It started with me going to see Jimmy Holliday and Steve The Volcano, a couple of anti-folk musicians in Bakersfield who are good friends with my friend Jake, and are now friends with me. It was great. We also saw a local band called Failsafe, but they sucked. After that, the four of...
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Things have certainly taken an interesting turn. I spent Friday night with my friend Mike's ex-girlfriend Rachel. And I am currently planning a picnic with her, as well as Julie, the most recent girl he used to have sex with. Yes, the same girl he cheated on Rachel with. The three of us are going to have a picnic, probably next week. Julie's bringing cookies,...
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I think I can now say that I finally like girls again. And vagina. After the whole semi-rape ordeal, I wasn't a big fan of girls or vagina. Especially vagina. I hated it. The thought of it disgusted me. I would've become gay, but I don't have the gag reflex for it. And I dislike penis just as much as I disliked vagina at that...
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I haven't written anything on here in a long while. This, of course, means a lot of things have happened. But I will do my best to summarize everything. It's hard trying to find a good place to start. Let's see...last time I wrote in here, we had a bad night with Nathan and Rachel, and I was still trying to make plans with Christine....
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Things have been interesting in the last couple of weeks. My friend Nathan starting seeing a girl named Rachel, and he introduced her to my friend Mike and myself. Mike's an asshole, so he decided he wanted to have sex with her before Nathan could. Not because he was attracted to her or because he hates Nathan (he actually thinks Nathan is a great guy),...
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My mom hit a cow tonight. A fucking cow! And because of her, a 17-year-old kid went off the road and crashed into a tree. He didn't seem to be hurt too badly, but he was still taken to the hospital. And thankfully, my mom wasn't injured. Having a shitty old car is actually what saved her. If it had been one of those newer...
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You know you've hit a new low when your mom tries to set you up with someone she works with. And you know you've sunk even lower when you decide to take her up on her offer. Alright, I'm exaggerating slightly, but that's pretty much what's happening right now. My mom wants to introduce me to a girl named Christine. I don't really know much...
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Is it sad that seeing a girl's ass is the highlight of my night? Alright, I already knew the answer before I even asked the question. Yes, it's sad. It's fucking sad. But in my defense, I have been super depressed all night, so it was nice to see something that wasn't so mean and angry. What's even sadder, though, is that it wasn't even...
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heloisa:
hi! sorry i took so long to answer your comment.
thanks for recommending "i heart huckabees", i had never heard about it. it must be good, cause you've great taste for films. too bad i'm pretty sure it hasn't been released here in brazil yet.
you know, i'd never had a boyfriend until i was 21. i was my boyfriend's first girlfriend too, and he was 22.
anyway, your girlfriend fantasy is too cute.
thanks for recommending "i heart huckabees", i had never heard about it. it must be good, cause you've great taste for films. too bad i'm pretty sure it hasn't been released here in brazil yet.
you know, i'd never had a boyfriend until i was 21. i was my boyfriend's first girlfriend too, and he was 22.
anyway, your girlfriend fantasy is too cute.
Tonight, I went out on sort of a pseudo-date with my married friend Taylor. It wasn't an actual date (like I said, she's married; and like my pictures says, I'm disgusting), but it might as well have been. We ate bad food at a Chinese buffet until we could barely stand. And lucky me, I got to experience the classic sitcom scenario of having my...
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It's depressing to think that my little sister is far more sexually experienced than I am. An adult male who hasn't gotten as far as his 14-year-old sister is a sad sight indeed. What's even sadder is that she actually hasn't even done all that much. In fact, as far as I know, she's still a virgin. That alone probably says a lot about me....
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I was pretty pissed off at Bush's victory, so I went out and fucked shit up. Not really, but I did go see I Heart Huckabees for the second time with a couple of friends. Oddly, this is my first time watching a movie at the theater more than once. After the movie, my friends and I ate at Akira's, a Japanese teppon restaurant. Our...
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