Update:
1. Haircut today. Yesterday. Whatever. Haircut = good.
2. Back to school today. Friends = Good. Paper/studying for Maj. American Writers 1890-1950 when I get back = Not so good.
3. I don't really have anything to put here, but I hate doing shit in even numbers.
Oh. I see it is TedKoppel's birthday. Happy birthday to you, Ted. May a lovely big-breasted...
Read More
1. Haircut today. Yesterday. Whatever. Haircut = good.
2. Back to school today. Friends = Good. Paper/studying for Maj. American Writers 1890-1950 when I get back = Not so good.
3. I don't really have anything to put here, but I hate doing shit in even numbers.
Oh. I see it is TedKoppel's birthday. Happy birthday to you, Ted. May a lovely big-breasted...
Read More
somethingstupid:
Yeah, like I'm going to a strip club.
escottie:
that bill part kinda sucks.
GUESS WHAT?
I got a FEver.
And the only preSCRIPtion...
...is more COWBELL!
Bitches.
(Edited to add link to T-Shirty Goodness.)
I got a FEver.
And the only preSCRIPtion...
...is more COWBELL!
Bitches.
(Edited to add link to T-Shirty Goodness.)
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
somethingstupid:
An LJ myself? Sorta, but it's not really worth looking at. www.livejournal.com/users/tedkoppel. One of the people on my friends list made it for me. My AIM name is tedkoppel13.
And you'll get your child support when you start puttin' out again.
And you'll get your child support when you start puttin' out again.
wastedyears just wrote an entry whereby he (rightfully) bemoaned the retarded misuse of various and sundry words and phrases. Then he requested more from his readers.
Here's my bit.
Stand back.
shutter // shudder -- as in, *shutters*. What, you're a window treatment, now?
definately // definetely // defanitely // any other bastardization of the word DEFINITELY. This also goes for "unfortunetely // unfortunately" or...
Read More
Here's my bit.
Stand back.
shutter // shudder -- as in, *shutters*. What, you're a window treatment, now?
definately // definetely // defanitely // any other bastardization of the word DEFINITELY. This also goes for "unfortunetely // unfortunately" or...
Read More
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
pica_pica:
oh and last bitch:
since we are on the "Grammar Schooling" topic.
"I before E except after C" is complete crap and WHY did they ever tell us that? It's totally foreign.
I am still seized by moments of self doubt when I try to spell "protein", and that's just weird. I wanted to have a clear conscience, I thought I would be proficient at spelling by they time I was kicked out into society after highschool.
That rule is the height of stupidity,...
There's 8 examples of exceptions to their rule.
Oh wait. 9 now.
since we are on the "Grammar Schooling" topic.
"I before E except after C" is complete crap and WHY did they ever tell us that? It's totally foreign.
I am still seized by moments of self doubt when I try to spell "protein", and that's just weird. I wanted to have a clear conscience, I thought I would be proficient at spelling by they time I was kicked out into society after highschool.
That rule is the height of stupidity,...
There's 8 examples of exceptions to their rule.
Oh wait. 9 now.
brighteye:
you are such a looser, not every won is as grammatically adept as you ya now?
and yeah well you just made me loose my temper
*rips pages from Webster's, wipes but, and lobs turd encrusted page's in your general direction*
[Edited on Mar 09, 2005 11:44AM]
and yeah well you just made me loose my temper
*rips pages from Webster's, wipes but, and lobs turd encrusted page's in your general direction*
[Edited on Mar 09, 2005 11:44AM]
Some of this will not make sense because it was written for, and references, my LiveJournal. Most of it will not make sense because I don't make sense. I watched Lost in Translation tonight. Now I'm untranslatable.
---
The gates are open. Now I'm all unwords and insensibility, my head full of hollow. I cried a lot tonight. I didn't know why. Scenes in the...
Read More
---
The gates are open. Now I'm all unwords and insensibility, my head full of hollow. I cried a lot tonight. I didn't know why. Scenes in the...
Read More
escottie:
not lost in translation. instead, understandable in any language. the language of the heart, a lament i sing oft times, too.
wastedyears:
haha, I knew if anyone on here would like my last entry it would be you! 
now, don't go getting too harsh 
now, don't go getting too harsh I just made a Wishlist in T-Shirt Hell, but the URL isn't taking to my profile. So I'm posting it here and then linking to this entry.
If you love me, you'll buy me t-shirts.
But I won't buy you anything.
If you love me, you'll buy me t-shirts.
But I won't buy you anything.
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Cavatica. Cavatica had a car-- a white 2002 Focus ZX5. It was a lovely car-- strong, loyal, experienced. Cavatica and her Focus had gone almost 23,000 miles together. They had been everywhere--the Carolinas, Starbucks, even Canada. They had endured rain, ice, snow, rushhour, Marylanders... they had ferried her friends, gone to work, been through...
Read More
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
escottie:
i accept my lot in life, but i do have limits. if you tell me to bend over and take it like a man, we're gonna have to talk. 
wastedyears:
You are waaaaay cooler than I Although I did about $10000 damage to my 2003 Mazda Protege5 last year, damn near totalled it, but she is back in effect and doing strong as we speak.....Cavatica, there is hope for your steed
Although I did about $10000 damage to my 2003 Mazda Protege5 last year, damn near totalled it, but she is back in effect and doing strong as we speak.....Cavatica, there is hope for your steed I'm so goddamn sick of political agendas on this website. Every single news issue relevant to the U.S. political scene invariably just comes down to whether Bush is Satan or God.
You want to play the "Let's see how much we can generalize" game? Okay. I'll play.
Conservatives: You are a bunch of tunnelvisioned egotists whose wet dreams of blowing Tucker Carlson and painfully expensive...
Read More
You want to play the "Let's see how much we can generalize" game? Okay. I'll play.
Conservatives: You are a bunch of tunnelvisioned egotists whose wet dreams of blowing Tucker Carlson and painfully expensive...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
brighteye:
what she said
except the part about the "channeling of outrage" because you are so gonna be on a watchlist now
might want to take that down forreals
the Patriot Act could so make you its bitch and you know its no fun if I don't get to watch
except the part about the "channeling of outrage" because you are so gonna be on a watchlist now
might want to take that down forreals
the Patriot Act could so make you its bitch and you know its no fun if I don't get to watch
wastedyears:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 
That was fuckin' great! although, you shouldn't get so upset about such trivial things as politics....smoke a doob or something 
That was fuckin' great! although, you shouldn't get so upset about such trivial things as politics....smoke a doob or something Decided to come home today--well, no, "yesterday," I guess... Saturday. Not Friday. I decided to come home Saturday instead of Friday.
Yeah.
Anyway.
I'm here safely.
That is all.
Yeah.
Anyway.
I'm here safely.
That is all.
deux:
I just don't understand people like this guy. It's just creepy and gives me an all-over icky feeling.
How have you been, beautiful?
How have you been, beautiful?
wastedyears:
Spring break!!! Woo hoo!!! Mee too!!!
Hey, when do the Cherry trees start blooming up there?
Hey, when do the Cherry trees start blooming up there?
One more thing before bed.
(You know, I only go on these poetry sprees because my best friend does. I'm so competitive.)
I don't know why this metaphor lodged itself in my brain, but it did. If only my Grammar/Language and Society professor could see me now.
...he'd probably want to know why I didn't mention anything about cake.
Synonyms from an Unqualified Logophiliac
Though...
Read More
(You know, I only go on these poetry sprees because my best friend does. I'm so competitive.)
I don't know why this metaphor lodged itself in my brain, but it did. If only my Grammar/Language and Society professor could see me now.
...he'd probably want to know why I didn't mention anything about cake.
Synonyms from an Unqualified Logophiliac
Though...
Read More
monkeybutt:
i like that.
My friends and I just rented and watched the movie "Quills."
Oh god.
Oh god.
Yes.
Oh god, yes. Yes. Yes, oh god.
Ohgodohgodohgodyesyesyesyesyesharderbabyohgodohgodoh--
...oh.
Sorry.
I get carried away.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Yes.
Oh god, yes. Yes. Yes, oh god.
Ohgodohgodohgodyesyesyesyesyesharderbabyohgodohgodoh--
...oh.
Sorry.
I get carried away.