Ok, so there's this man and he's got a lot of hats. A LOT. Of hats. They're all stacked on his head like a column and he's got a lot of cranial accessories. Anyway, the monkeys in the tree see this and they are like: "Holy shit. That's a lot of hats." So they start taking his hats and putting them on and smoking cigarettes and masturbating and whatever monkeys do. Only they're wearing his hats. A LOT. Of hats.
Aaaaand like the guy doesn't like this. So he whips out a baseball bat with a nail through it and a four foot chain and just mutilates the fuckers. Tears 'em. Into bits. Literally.
Then he takes back the hats and puts them on and sells them on E-Bay as like crime scene evidence and they go for like a million dollars.
Seriously.
The End.
Aaaaand like the guy doesn't like this. So he whips out a baseball bat with a nail through it and a four foot chain and just mutilates the fuckers. Tears 'em. Into bits. Literally.
Then he takes back the hats and puts them on and sells them on E-Bay as like crime scene evidence and they go for like a million dollars.
Seriously.
The End.
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bobdylan5:
I just read this story to my five-year old nephew and he started to cry. 
yourmaturity:
Hey, you've got Lost Skeleton of Cadavra and Troma Films on your list...and that gets a high five from me.