causticmuffin

Just a cross-post of my ornery opinionated drivel:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory bites my left tit.I don't care if Don liked it. Seriously. Way to pervert my childhood memories. Crass commercial exploitation, characters invented to give other characters more background... I could spew. Johnny Depp makes Gene Wilder look like Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction for Christ's sake. (Completely off topic but FYI...
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I spent the evening in Reading with zdraco seeing motherfuckin' GWAR. I must say, that's the most entertainment I've ever experienced for less than $20. The only downside of the evening was walking back to the car soaked from head to toe in fake blood.

And I would so totally do Dave Brockie. But not in the Oderus gear.

Just thought I'd take a moment to share with you all the wonder that is The Beak. Like politics? Silliness? Sex, drugs, rock'n roll? Then, my friend, The Beak is for you.

http://www.thebeak.org Now with witty slogan!


Also, if you can read you might like The Cerebral Catalyst!

http://www.cerebralcatalyst.com You have nothing to lose but your mind.

Ok, so there's this man and he's got a lot of hats. A LOT. Of hats. They're all stacked on his head like a column and he's got a lot of cranial accessories. Anyway, the monkeys in the tree see this and they are like: "Holy shit. That's a lot of hats." So they start taking his hats and putting them on and smoking cigarettes...
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Y'ALL DON'T KNOW! Y'ALL DOOOON'T KNOW.

Hi.