Next week I begin volunteering in the library at my son's school. Thanks to this comment made by the naughty ms josephene:
I see you...hair up in a bun...short skirt...and dancing among the books to Cherry Pie by Warrant
this will be going through my head Monday morning on my first day:
Dirty, rotten, filthy, stinkin'.....
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Taste so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Swingin' on the front porch, swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' where we want, cuz there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left and swingin' to the right
Think about baseball, swing all night
Swingin' in the living room, swingin' in the kitchen
Folks won't stop, cuz they're too busy bitchin'
Swingin' in there cuz she wanted me to meet her
So I mixed up the batter, and she licked the beater
I scream, you scream
We all scream for her
Don't even talk cuz you can't ignore her
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Taste so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Look so good-bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar
Swingin' to the bass in the back of my car
Ain't got no money, ain't got no gas
But we'll get where we're goin' if we swing real fast
I scream, you scream
We all scream for her
Don't even talk cuz you can't ignore her
Swing it
All night long
Swing it
Trained professionals.....
Swingin' in the bathroom, swingin' on the floor
Swingin' so hard, forgot to lock the door
In walked her daddy, standin' six-foot-four
Said, "You ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more."
Sweet cherry pie
Swing it!
I see you...hair up in a bun...short skirt...and dancing among the books to Cherry Pie by Warrant
this will be going through my head Monday morning on my first day:
Dirty, rotten, filthy, stinkin'.....
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Taste so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Swingin' on the front porch, swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' where we want, cuz there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left and swingin' to the right
Think about baseball, swing all night
Swingin' in the living room, swingin' in the kitchen
Folks won't stop, cuz they're too busy bitchin'
Swingin' in there cuz she wanted me to meet her
So I mixed up the batter, and she licked the beater
I scream, you scream
We all scream for her
Don't even talk cuz you can't ignore her
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Taste so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Look so good-bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar
Swingin' to the bass in the back of my car
Ain't got no money, ain't got no gas
But we'll get where we're goin' if we swing real fast
I scream, you scream
We all scream for her
Don't even talk cuz you can't ignore her
Swing it
All night long
Swing it
Trained professionals.....
Swingin' in the bathroom, swingin' on the floor
Swingin' so hard, forgot to lock the door
In walked her daddy, standin' six-foot-four
Said, "You ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more."
Sweet cherry pie
Swing it!
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"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before - flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this woman making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over."
(circa Seinfeld)