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Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Asgoths of Crea. During a recitation by their poetmaster Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the mid-galactic Arts Knobbling...
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I'm currently reading The Stand by King

It was bad enough when people started coughing in my dreams, followed by work colleagues with no other cold symptoms.
A few days ago I read the part with the tornado, and on Monday a tornado hit Preston. (No, I'm not lying)

Now the scientist in me knows that this is all coincidence.

But the Carrie...
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In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the sidewinder sleeps sleeps sleeps in a car

The noise of the traffic outside carried a whisper and with the sunlight waking me tells me that today I am happy.
Was I foolish to think once that I'd never feel this way again? Maybe, but it's a rare thing.
I have been sat in the rubble of a fallen temple, afraid to stand and rebuild myself should I fall again.
The new flat...
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My life has gone to shit, so I'm laying low for a week or so.

i love you all.

We are experiencing technical difficulties.

Reprogramming shall begin shortly.

I like her she likes me, so we snogged.
And her boyfriend was in the next room.
The fall is complete.

we were bubbles dancing in the air for a second before we popped.

it goes ok.

There is a woman of frozen steel
whose tears wouldn't melt ice.
Them watching us kneel
out of sight, they've forgotten why she cries,
but know that it is a leak
from subways and behind billboards
and a chemical toilet reek
that grips the heart's chords
to make a noise off beat
that rings metal and cracks icicles
and takes our eyes from each other...
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Crazy round trip to London again. Very good.

Munch was a camera maniac (as will Vix be soon, but more about that in a few weeks. You're in for a treat... )
Good to meet you all as always.

Munch has got a well mega castle, but also a propensity to walk quickly away from people being gobby on the bus.

Few days at NUS conference in Blackpool.
Some people tried to over turn the no platform on the BNP. Like life is a college debating team and certain people aren't out to harm others...

also, theres a small chance i may return to los terra santa this christmas