Friday Dec. 22rd saw the wedding of an old friend of mine, Sarah. Currently a teacher, she's never been too well off and has always managed to look good on a shoestring and at oxfam. The joke (not malicious) when she was younger was that one day she'd be married in a dress from oxfam. So after the ceremony, her mum reveals in her speech...
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Unbreakable was not one of my favourite films. I can't pinpoint why exactly, maybe it was trying to be too clever? As said, can't pinpoint it.
However, it did open my eyes to everyday superhero situations-
From Here
However, it did open my eyes to everyday superhero situations-
From Here
"Hypertrichosis, or 'Werewolf Syndrome', is a very rare genetic condition occurring only in one out of 10 billion people. The condition is characterised by excessive hair growth...
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abortion:
Too right dude, It's kind of like Liposuction, the easy way out for a fat bastard as AD's are the easy way out for someone with issues.
I think they should give certain people Placebo's and that beautiful moment after when they sort there shit out and you say "dude they were sugar pills".
May the Laughter commence and get a beer.
I think they should give certain people Placebo's and that beautiful moment after when they sort there shit out and you say "dude they were sugar pills".
May the Laughter commence and get a beer.
abortion:
Manchester ay? *strokes chin* ok it's been awhile since i've been there my last experience sucked (long story moment).
Totally broke right now and yet i go buy the Spawn Of Dysfunction album. I could be eating right now!!!
Totally broke right now and yet i go buy the Spawn Of Dysfunction album. I could be eating right now!!!
Slowly but surely dragging myself out of the financial black hole.
My mate chris has made a video and put it on youtube. i'm trying to help him get it top rated, please visit, watch and rate and pass on the link if think the video is funny- http://youtube.com/watch?v=hIoc4pYek9E
My mate chris has made a video and put it on youtube. i'm trying to help him get it top rated, please visit, watch and rate and pass on the link if think the video is funny- http://youtube.com/watch?v=hIoc4pYek9E
creamygoodness:
Well I try my damndest not to do anything that is called for 
Yes, yet another stint with no net.
The news-
Single.
Can no longer afford uni.
Live above the pub i manage.
The news-
Single.
Can no longer afford uni.
Live above the pub i manage.
abortion:
comfortable abode, alcohol beneath your bed and no longer a smelly student.
Cool!
Cool!
Normal service will resume 11th July
(I hope to have a stonkiing hangover on the 10th)
(I hope to have a stonkiing hangover on the 10th)
iris1:
Yeah and I hope its through celebrating not drowning sorrows!
Yay World Cup!
Yay World Cup!
First journal entry from my sparkly new internet phone- a t mobile vario. sg takes ages to load on this thing as each page is about 300k, but I've already got some hot nekkid sgs on what I have named girlfriend number 1. girlfriend number 2 not impressed.
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iris1:
probably a good idea.
the dvd is v good, watched it last week
the dvd is v good, watched it last week
marky:
isn't that t-mob thing supposed to be 3g?
should be faster than that IMO
should be faster than that IMO
Desmond Dekker R.I.P.
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creamygoodness:
Well I never knew his stuff that well, but you gotta respect the fact that he was still booked well into 2006 
iris1:
Hello!
You're not wrong, how weird! I remember Cleo! How is she? I'm guessing she has an account or she recognised me over your shoulder!
You're not wrong, how weird! I remember Cleo! How is she? I'm guessing she has an account or she recognised me over your shoulder!
Oh No You Dihunt
Yes, I've returned from my training at the hidden ninja fortress, ready to face the mockingbird armada.
It's been a mad few months. I've been seat of my arse poor for the most of it thanks to the student loan company being f-wits.
Now a film maker. Love it.
Still a bit ill, but am older and wiser for it.
I'm...
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Yes, I've returned from my training at the hidden ninja fortress, ready to face the mockingbird armada.
It's been a mad few months. I've been seat of my arse poor for the most of it thanks to the student loan company being f-wits.
Now a film maker. Love it.
Still a bit ill, but am older and wiser for it.
I'm...
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munch:
oi oi welcome back mark!
super:
Hey fella! Welcome back! If you're down in London for a meet, i'm sure i'll catch up with you!
Can't afford my payment for this month, so I'm probably gonna be inactive for a while. Don't break anything while I'm gone.
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steaky:
that mean you dont have funds for manchester this sunday then?
steaky:
thats a shame dude, hope you get the cash issues sorted soon so your not away from this site for too long
So far this week I have watched-
Me, Myself and Irene
One Night at McCools
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
SummerSlam 88
Never Been Kissed
All of which I've never seen. They rocked. Now I'm off to watch this!. All of which I've never watched, I'm gonna break my nerves!!!
Me, Myself and Irene
One Night at McCools
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
SummerSlam 88
Never Been Kissed
All of which I've never seen. They rocked. Now I'm off to watch this!. All of which I've never watched, I'm gonna break my nerves!!!
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fpkk:
Tell me... are you watching all 50 back to back? That would break my nerves.
fpkk:
Go on champ! You can do it!
*hits you in face with sponge from bucket o water. hands you your gum shield. slaps you on the shoulder as the bell rings*
Get out there and make us all proud!
*hits you in face with sponge from bucket o water. hands you your gum shield. slaps you on the shoulder as the bell rings*
Get out there and make us all proud!
Sir Anthony Hopkin's Abraham Van Helsing vs. Hugh Jackman's Gabriel Van Helsing.
Hopkin's is clearly superior but can his good Professor face Jackman's toys?!
Find out only in this week's
Tales of a Mind with Nowt Better To Do!
After initial fisticuffs over Jackman's movie referring to Frankenstein's Monster directly as Frankenstein, we join the fight as Sir Anthony is clinging for dear life above...
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Hopkin's is clearly superior but can his good Professor face Jackman's toys?!
Find out only in this week's
Tales of a Mind with Nowt Better To Do!
After initial fisticuffs over Jackman's movie referring to Frankenstein's Monster directly as Frankenstein, we join the fight as Sir Anthony is clinging for dear life above...
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dusty:
aw...are you sure it was because it was a dusty day, or just a friday? heh. 
robsilver:
Cool.
It'll be cool to get back oop north again.
It'll be cool to get back oop north again.
This week I are been mostly playing Dungeon Keeper.
(They need an 'old skool' smiley)
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they yarrr!
(They need an 'old skool' smiley)
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they yarrr!
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abortion:
Dungeon Keeper and a Fine Cigar. SOunds like quite a caper.
keith:
And do what, ask "Oh by the way chap, are you dyslexic?" before excoriating someone for their horrendous spelling? LOTS of people are dyslexic. LOTS of people also have a thing called "spell checker".
And that all sounds a bit quieter than I expected somehow