I hate work even more when it prevents me from going to Motorhead.
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I'ts blood!
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linz:
you must have read my journal.
linz:
it's just a suspicion. i think they are actually a gay male couple so it makes it even less likely.
Through the magic of voodoo, the computer has been resurrected. We are all doomed.
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mistersatan:
Yes, and my eyeballs with pickled eggs. FEAR ME, FOR I AM DRINKOR
joscelyne:
Haha, I do believe a carton would get him fired, but I'm not trying to make that happen!
I fell up the stairs the other day.
Anyone know how to tell if a rib is broken or not?
Anyone know how to tell if a rib is broken or not?
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linz:
you should really learn to be more careful.
mistersatan:
UPDATE YOUR JOURNAL YOU CLOWN
My place of employment appears to be doubling as an alarm clock. But only my DAY OFF.
pyronautica:
I am well familiar with your frustration
joscelyne:
Tell them to shove it!
mistersatan:
Hey, cheer up. At least you can eat it again.
mistersatan:
What if I was a Pepsi mule? What then, Escobar?
It's only January, why the fuck is it so hot out?
I think the decision to not do anything over the weekend has cursed me. But curses are evil, and evil is awesome, so maybe that means I'm actually having a good week.
I think the decision to not do anything over the weekend has cursed me. But curses are evil, and evil is awesome, so maybe that means I'm actually having a good week.
Please help me, I must learn how to raise the dead.
mistersatan:
All right, but I'm gonna need some KY jelly and a grand piano.
mistersatan:
Hey, do you want to raise the dead, or wind up with zombies? Cause that's a surefire way to fuck it up.
Don't question my methods again, Eric, or you will pay.
Don't question my methods again, Eric, or you will pay.
Today is the first day of the new semester.
But all the roads I need to take to get to class are closed.
ALL RIGHT!
But all the roads I need to take to get to class are closed.
ALL RIGHT!
mistersatan:
Time for booze.
I think someone got confused and replaced all the roads in town with fucking rivers.
mistersatan:
Yeah, that was my bad. I also got confused and replaced your dinner with dog poop.
FIVE. FUCKING. DOLLARS.