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Update on the new slacks situation: yesterday the shops where I was going to purchase slacks were closed, and today I felt like crap after work, so I did not bother.

Perhaps tomorrow new slacks will be mine.
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mistersatan:
I HEART YOU VAGINAMOUTH
pyronautica:
That's a shame about your Price is Right experience, but I am destined to be on that show so when I go, I will bring you back a souvenir, like... This handy washer and dryer!!!!
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everything seems to be getting between me and some new slacks.
linz:
i wouldnt mind....

never mind..what the hell am i trying to pull here?
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Pull out your lungs.
mistersatan:
Pull out your dong.
admiral_pants:
open up your rib cage!
show us your lungs!
show us how you breathe!
pop 'em flat, move 'em back, get 'em outta the way, jack
take us to your heart
cuz WE WANT YOUR HEART
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i was perfectly happy having math not be a major area of focus in my life.

i nearly forgot how to use my calculator.

why did this have to change?
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i've said it before, and i'll say it again:

technology is gay.