Update on the new slacks situation: yesterday the shops where I was going to purchase slacks were closed, and today I felt like crap after work, so I did not bother.
That's a shame about your Price is Right experience, but I am destined to be on that show so when I go, I will bring you back a souvenir, like... This handy washer and dryer!!!!
open up your rib cage!
show us your lungs!
show us how you breathe!
pop 'em flat, move 'em back, get 'em outta the way, jack
take us to your heart
cuz WE WANT YOUR HEART