Tuesday Mar 08, 2005

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Through the magic of voodoo, the computer has been resurrected. We are all doomed.
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mistersatan:
Yes, and my eyeballs with pickled eggs. FEAR ME, FOR I AM DRINKOR
joscelyne:
Haha, I do believe a carton would get him fired, but I'm not trying to make that happen!

Tuesday Feb 08, 2005

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I fell up the stairs the other day.

Anyone know how to tell if a rib is broken or not?
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linz:
you should really learn to be more careful.
mistersatan:
UPDATE YOUR JOURNAL YOU CLOWN

Saturday Feb 05, 2005

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My place of employment appears to be doubling as an alarm clock. But only my DAY OFF.
pyronautica:
I am well familiar with your frustration
joscelyne:
Tell them to shove it!

Friday Jan 21, 2005

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puke
mistersatan:
Hey, cheer up. At least you can eat it again.
mistersatan:
What if I was a Pepsi mule? What then, Escobar?

Wednesday Jan 19, 2005

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It's only January, why the fuck is it so hot out?

I think the decision to not do anything over the weekend has cursed me. But curses are evil, and evil is awesome, so maybe that means I'm actually having a good week.

Tuesday Jan 18, 2005

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Please help me, I must learn how to raise the dead.
mistersatan:
All right, but I'm gonna need some KY jelly and a grand piano.
mistersatan:
Hey, do you want to raise the dead, or wind up with zombies? Cause that's a surefire way to fuck it up.

Don't question my methods again, Eric, or you will pay.

Monday Jan 10, 2005

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Today is the first day of the new semester.

But all the roads I need to take to get to class are closed.

ALL RIGHT!
mistersatan:
Time for booze.

Sunday Jan 09, 2005

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I think someone got confused and replaced all the roads in town with fucking rivers.
mistersatan:
Yeah, that was my bad. I also got confused and replaced your dinner with dog poop.

Thursday Jan 06, 2005

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My supply of Winter Break is starting to run low. Please help.

Update:

My stoner ass finally got around to checking my grades from last semester. Somehow I managed all A's. I have no idea how this was possible, considering all the classes I missed, tests with mediocre results, and homework I neglected to do, but I'll take anything that further proves my belief that...
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mistersatan:
I am the Enchanted Wizard of Rythym.

Thursday Dec 30, 2004

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I just made the best sandwich ever.

What were the ingredients?
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xhavokx:
happy birthday!
linz:
bread, lettuce, cheese, honey mustard, avacado, jalapeno, and some raspberry vinagerette?

i had that same sandwhich today!! what a coincidence. late birthday wishes to you. punctuality is not my strong suit. hope you got what it was you wanted.

Tuesday Dec 21, 2004

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It doesn't feel like Christmas yet. Can we wait until next week?
joscelyne:
No. Hehe.
pyronautica:
Yeah, It really doesn't feel like Christmas, but I'm excited nonetheless.

Saturday Dec 18, 2004

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As I usually do on work days, I woke this morning with an intense desire to not go to work. Then I remembered that today is Saturday, which means I have the day off. I am glad I didn't think I was working the morning shift, because then I probably would not have noticed until I arrived at work. Sometimes, I am a Super Genius.
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