Ohhhh ma GOD, I freakin' LOVE my new computer that I'll be paying for forever because it's shiny and BIG and the screen rocks my eyeballs.
And I'm considering naming my firstborn "Squid". Male or female. Alright. maybe that will just be the nickname. (Or that will be his real name and his nickname will be Luke. So when he's learing to use utensils I...
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And I'm considering naming my firstborn "Squid". Male or female. Alright. maybe that will just be the nickname. (Or that will be his real name and his nickname will be Luke. So when he's learing to use utensils I...
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1. Bwahahahaha...I fucking love Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" series. It's hilarious. All those smarmy child-rapers swearing up and down they actually had NO intention of fucking the little girl they came to see...even though they have trunkfulls of Astroglide and lingerie. Assholes. Well, now you can all rape each other in jail. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2.Fuck, my ears hurt. I finally caved and bought some of...
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2.Fuck, my ears hurt. I finally caved and bought some of...
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catatac:
Owowowowowowowwww. So I figured out why my ear hurts so bad, after I woke up this morning in searing pain with a swollen red lobe...yep, the little bastard is infected as I stretched it too fast and ripped it open. I'm so sorry little lobe. Please stop making me want to throw up, thanks. 
sonofapunk:
Infected?! 
Little fucker! 
Yeah, I'm too concerned with enjoying my time on Earth in a morally acceptable and totally responsible (for others) fashion to be worried about my children's, children's... blah blah blah. It's not like I go "My great, great grampa was a hero. He once put trash in a trash can." Nope. Nobody's gonna know if I dump oil or rescue baby seals from trash around their necks in about 100 years. I will be forgotten eventually.
For that mundane redundant-ass shit, anyhow.
I'll be famous elsehow.
Babe, you rock.
Thanks again for the present. I watched the CRAP out of that thing! And I will continue to watch the crap out of it!
You're fuckin' awesome dude!
I love you!
Make me all warm and fuzzy and gooey inside!
Little fucker!
Yeah, I'm too concerned with enjoying my time on Earth in a morally acceptable and totally responsible (for others) fashion to be worried about my children's, children's... blah blah blah. It's not like I go "My great, great grampa was a hero. He once put trash in a trash can." Nope. Nobody's gonna know if I dump oil or rescue baby seals from trash around their necks in about 100 years. I will be forgotten eventually.
For that mundane redundant-ass shit, anyhow.
I'll be famous elsehow.
Babe, you rock.
Thanks again for the present. I watched the CRAP out of that thing! And I will continue to watch the crap out of it!
You're fuckin' awesome dude!
I love you!
Make me all warm and fuzzy and gooey inside!
Nyygihh nnyaugh nggghyyygh....the sound of teeth grinding but there's no one here and I'm not doing it. Curse the noises in my head.
Yeeaaah...no Fall Cleaning as of yet. Except the kids' cup cupboard. And that was SO high on my list of priorities. What a weirdo. I always do shit like that. My mom would tell me to clean my room as a kid,...
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Yeeaaah...no Fall Cleaning as of yet. Except the kids' cup cupboard. And that was SO high on my list of priorities. What a weirdo. I always do shit like that. My mom would tell me to clean my room as a kid,...
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What a quiet, pleasant, productive, expensive weekend.
I spent the weekend with my friends and heard nary the squeal of children all weekend. Bliss. I did lots of homework. I watched "McLibel" and "Supersize Me" for my CD class and as yummy as McDonald's is, I'm REALLY going to try to not eat fast food anymore. I got my Ocenaography work done, and bought my...
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I spent the weekend with my friends and heard nary the squeal of children all weekend. Bliss. I did lots of homework. I watched "McLibel" and "Supersize Me" for my CD class and as yummy as McDonald's is, I'm REALLY going to try to not eat fast food anymore. I got my Ocenaography work done, and bought my...
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scullyt:
Supersize Me is the main reason I stopped eating MCDonalds!
Another "How-I-used-to-be-cool" rant.
DUDE, I USED TO BE COOL. It is ridiculous that I've let all whatever life experience that has gone awry change my fundamental essence of being! I used to be rather impulsive and I took everything on. I didn't question how long it would take...I'm so focused on TIME these days, and I've been wasting it horribly. I need to knock myself...
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DUDE, I USED TO BE COOL. It is ridiculous that I've let all whatever life experience that has gone awry change my fundamental essence of being! I used to be rather impulsive and I took everything on. I didn't question how long it would take...I'm so focused on TIME these days, and I've been wasting it horribly. I need to knock myself...
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Holy Crap...a minute? For me? ALL MINE??? Whoa, I don't know what to do with myself. Guess I'll use it to update...because judging by my ridiculous # of comments you guys are on pins and needles, huh. Meh.
I'm kicking ass on some levels in life right now. Like I'm getting over 100% in Oceanography. And I'm pretty sure I passed a math test the...
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I'm kicking ass on some levels in life right now. Like I'm getting over 100% in Oceanography. And I'm pretty sure I passed a math test the...
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Searing pain is so fun.
I went swimming tonight...or rather, I jumped in the pool and broke my damn neck. Ok, not broke broke, but for all intents and purposes. I can't turn my head, or lift my arm. Fuck. And right before a vacation too. Of course. I am the QUEEN of fucking up perfectly good vacays by being lame in some way. When...
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I went swimming tonight...or rather, I jumped in the pool and broke my damn neck. Ok, not broke broke, but for all intents and purposes. I can't turn my head, or lift my arm. Fuck. And right before a vacation too. Of course. I am the QUEEN of fucking up perfectly good vacays by being lame in some way. When...
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So what can I do with this itty-bitty mouse half-skeleton? It's so rad. Floppy, my friend's cat caught it last night, and it was swarmed with ants in minutes of her being done playing with it. This afternoon there isn't an ant in sight and it's completely stripped aside from a few tufts of fur, two lively little whiskers on the left, and some dark...
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sonofapunk:
Lucky!
What? I'm not NOT gonna eat it *just* because it fell on the floor. Pff. So stop giving me that look. What *is* gyro meat anyway? Lamb? Beef? Goat? Mmm..goat.
Tonight I had math class, and I must say, it was the first time I've left a math class since, like, the sixth grade and did not feel like I was on the verge of...
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Tonight I had math class, and I must say, it was the first time I've left a math class since, like, the sixth grade and did not feel like I was on the verge of...
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