So far today I have spilled cereal all over the floor, and given myself a shiner by walking directly into the edge of an open cupboard.
I also checked my bank account online and realized that someone has written a check in my name and I am now $108 overdrawn. I am fucking freaking out right now. The bank will not help me over the phone and I can't go because the baby is asleep and the AC guys are blessedly coming today. None of the useless flaky neighborhood friends are around to help me, even though they insist I call whenever I need assistance. Then as I was looking for my checkbook to no avail (So my room is ripped to pieces and I'm claustrophobic) I reached into a bag and ploughed my fingers into an uncovered razor and am bleeding like a motherfucker.
I feel skullfucked.
I also checked my bank account online and realized that someone has written a check in my name and I am now $108 overdrawn. I am fucking freaking out right now. The bank will not help me over the phone and I can't go because the baby is asleep and the AC guys are blessedly coming today. None of the useless flaky neighborhood friends are around to help me, even though they insist I call whenever I need assistance. Then as I was looking for my checkbook to no avail (So my room is ripped to pieces and I'm claustrophobic) I reached into a bag and ploughed my fingers into an uncovered razor and am bleeding like a motherfucker.
I feel skullfucked.


