Alright. Well. I just need to chill the fuck out, is what I need to do. I'm being stupid for doing what I do, but I'm being even dumber because I'm allowing it to get the best of me. Fuck OFF already. Sheesh.
Please let the record show that I FUCKING DESPISE "tankinis." What the fuck you assholes? That's not even a word. You know, if you fit into a bikini, that's what you should wear. Show off the curves, do the world a favor. If you do not fit into a bikini, for god's sake don't accentuate the gut in a getup that masks every decent feature and *displays* your tum-tum. The so-called tankini is ugly on EVEYONE. And by gum, wouldn't you know it's pretty much the only damn kinda suit available for the likes of me. I want a black, vintage-cut, ruched, one-piece. With a tie at the boobies. And cherries all over it. Alert me if you happen across one on the neenernet. I've been hunting all day to no avail.
I went to the gym today. That should say something. Taking an interest in taking care of myself? Weird. They say the body is a temple. Mine's always been kind of like a low-end frathouse. There's exterior decorations and repairs and obviously it's been added to significantly. We're having trouble with the zoning permits. And the inside is littered with pizza and pot and occasionally way too much alcohol.
So what else is there? I like Opium's new set. A lot. It actually got me kinda hottish. SG sets never arouse me. I find the artistic and amazing and sometimes hard to stop looking at, but that's more because I'm fantasizing I looked like that. No, her set turned me the fuck ON. Good for her. Hell, good for me.
So, if you had a friend who had difficulty in social situations, say, because she lacks self-confidence...and she also has issues with sex (therefore issues being naked in front of people)...would you take her to a nudist resort for her birthday so she can be naked, socializing with other naked people?
Seroiusly, this is intriguing. It could either be a miracle cure and get her to fucking relax in both aspects, or it could freak her out beyond reason and ruin her birthday. What would you do?
Please let the record show that I FUCKING DESPISE "tankinis." What the fuck you assholes? That's not even a word. You know, if you fit into a bikini, that's what you should wear. Show off the curves, do the world a favor. If you do not fit into a bikini, for god's sake don't accentuate the gut in a getup that masks every decent feature and *displays* your tum-tum. The so-called tankini is ugly on EVEYONE. And by gum, wouldn't you know it's pretty much the only damn kinda suit available for the likes of me. I want a black, vintage-cut, ruched, one-piece. With a tie at the boobies. And cherries all over it. Alert me if you happen across one on the neenernet. I've been hunting all day to no avail.
I went to the gym today. That should say something. Taking an interest in taking care of myself? Weird. They say the body is a temple. Mine's always been kind of like a low-end frathouse. There's exterior decorations and repairs and obviously it's been added to significantly. We're having trouble with the zoning permits. And the inside is littered with pizza and pot and occasionally way too much alcohol.
So what else is there? I like Opium's new set. A lot. It actually got me kinda hottish. SG sets never arouse me. I find the artistic and amazing and sometimes hard to stop looking at, but that's more because I'm fantasizing I looked like that. No, her set turned me the fuck ON. Good for her. Hell, good for me.
So, if you had a friend who had difficulty in social situations, say, because she lacks self-confidence...and she also has issues with sex (therefore issues being naked in front of people)...would you take her to a nudist resort for her birthday so she can be naked, socializing with other naked people?
Seroiusly, this is intriguing. It could either be a miracle cure and get her to fucking relax in both aspects, or it could freak her out beyond reason and ruin her birthday. What would you do?
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I hope you get more comfortable... Or esle!