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Tee hee Ta hi Ta ho...happy St. Patrick's Day to yeh. In honor of the great St. Patrick I will be drinking Guiness and scarfing corned beef and cabbage like a vacuum. Yay! Perhaps I will meet some gorgeous, tall, pale science-y, (rich) Irish guy with a thick, heavy...accent. And we'll fall in love and get married and have little Leprachauns and I'll wake up on Christmas and there will be a little American Bull Terrier puppy with a big red bow around his neck and he'll tell me he's going to buy my parents a house here in San Diego because he knows I'll be that much happier and when I'm happy he's happy and we'll live happily ever after........................................................*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

I went for a nature walk down the storm drain system the other day. the water rushed barely over the top of your feet so you could slog through pretty easily. If I was a criminal, I thought, I would use these to escape from da Fuzz. Then I thought this would be a great place to live if I was homeless. Quiet...hidden...no one..um..around...just the ducks to hear my freakin' heart race as I realize I'm all alone at twilight where no one will hear me if I'm attacked by an aforementioned criminal or bum...AAAAAH!!!! So I'm walking back upstream trying to be quiet and all of a sudden all the dogs hear my unfamiliar feet and start barking and I imagined all the families of those dogs thinking "what the hell are they barking at, there's nothing down there...except criminals and bums.." so they call the cops thinking I'm a tweaker and I really WOULD have to run from da Fuzz.
That was stressful. I got back to the mouth and sat on the big pipe, gazing at the sunset. As I sat there all quiet, all manner of night creatures emerged: frogs, ducks, egrets, bats, an owl and even rats! Although I felt bad because they came out as a pair, checkin' me out and when one decided to brave the river and run across I accidentally moved and scared the shit out of them both and they took off in opposite directions. So I had to leave because I felt like I'd split them up and ruined their plans.
Other than that, not much happenin'. I'd best be off to shower because the baby's all fussy and I don't have any faith that she'll sleep much longer, even though this is her first nap since like 4am. Stupid teeth.

Where is the Tom Sawyer to my Huckleberry Fin? I need you!!

Edit: Oh SHIIIIT!!! The other goal today was to watch The Commitments and lo and behold, it's gonna be on VH1 in like 15 minutes! Woohoo!

Edit #2: Question: Do I buy Wild Turkey 101 for $12.99 or do I spluge on a bottle of Jameson or Powers? Tee hee ta hi ta ho...

Also: Funniest Commercial since the Trunk Monkey: Carl's Jr.'s "Big Buckin' Chicken." Heheheheh. Maybe it's two-glasses-of-wine funny, but amusing nevertheless. I <3 The Commitments. *Le sigh*
If you look and sound like the man in this picture:
kiss me I'm Irish!