Top 10 reasons to leave SG...
1. Totally distracting me from my work....
I got massive amounts of studying, and the less time I spend puttering about on the internet, the better...
2. Golden Rule...
I have a serious girlfriend, and as much as I wouldn't want her conversing w/ naked dudes on the internet, she probably wouldn't want me talkin to the naked chicks on SG...
3. The dudes...
It seems like all the guys on this site are either guys w/ the desperate hope of banging an SG girl or just a bunch of flagrant GBF's, either way, it ain't me babe...
4. The girls...
It seems like all the girls on this site are just trying to plug their SG or otherwise softcore porn careers, or rather, have some girl-time, like a big internet slumber party, both of which are totally cool, just once again, it ain't me...
5. Cattiness...
On the celeb hate group, I make one crack about Pam Anderson, and every dipshit from Cali jumps on me, who needs that?
6. New Spank...
I joined this originally as an internet porn site b/c I was very impressed by the beautiful girls on here and completely sick of beating off to to bimbos like Jenna Jameson in some clear heels...but ask any guy, and sooner or later, no matter how good your spank material is, you eventually gotta find something new....
7. Nine bucks is still nine bucks....$$$
Paying for porn is like paying for music nowadays...its fucking free on the internet, so what's the point? It's just pissing cash away....things i can buy w/ $9: 2 beers at the bar, 8 cups of coffee at school, 1/3 a tank of gas, etc, etc...
8. The experiment is over....
Seems like everybody and their mother is on some kind of myspace or some variation, so I thought I'd give blogging an honest shot....yaaaaaaaaaawnn....
9. The people who run this....
Honestly, fuck this site. The critics are 100% correct, SG does front like they're this "woman empowerment" thing, and they're just another porn site...the fact that they make millions and only pay models $300 per set speaks for itself...plus the missy + sean movie...watch this and tell me w/ a straight face they're not complete retards, they're even playing Moby for fuck's sake!
10. Alberto Gonzales, what the fuck ever...
SG is supposedly this "punk rock" bad ass site, and they're censoring tons of their own pics WHEN THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING HAVE TO! doesn't get much more pussy than that....fucking cowards...
Bonus reason:
I've finished copying all the Dusty and Manko pics onto my C-drive...
Honestly though, there are tons of cool fucking people on this site, and I give massive props to all of you....totally didn't mean to diss anyone (well maybe a few deserving people), I'm just saying that this whole thing really isn't for me, despite all the fun I've had procrastinating....
Big shout out to alyk and smuffy for being super-cool and funny as shit and having awesome taste in music, books, etc....you guys totally rock....good luck w/ everything you guys do...
to all the other friends and SG's I've had a couple laughs with, take care, enjoy and keep it gangster...
and like that, he was gone...
1. Totally distracting me from my work....
I got massive amounts of studying, and the less time I spend puttering about on the internet, the better...
2. Golden Rule...
I have a serious girlfriend, and as much as I wouldn't want her conversing w/ naked dudes on the internet, she probably wouldn't want me talkin to the naked chicks on SG...
3. The dudes...
It seems like all the guys on this site are either guys w/ the desperate hope of banging an SG girl or just a bunch of flagrant GBF's, either way, it ain't me babe...
4. The girls...
It seems like all the girls on this site are just trying to plug their SG or otherwise softcore porn careers, or rather, have some girl-time, like a big internet slumber party, both of which are totally cool, just once again, it ain't me...
5. Cattiness...
On the celeb hate group, I make one crack about Pam Anderson, and every dipshit from Cali jumps on me, who needs that?
6. New Spank...
I joined this originally as an internet porn site b/c I was very impressed by the beautiful girls on here and completely sick of beating off to to bimbos like Jenna Jameson in some clear heels...but ask any guy, and sooner or later, no matter how good your spank material is, you eventually gotta find something new....
7. Nine bucks is still nine bucks....$$$
Paying for porn is like paying for music nowadays...its fucking free on the internet, so what's the point? It's just pissing cash away....things i can buy w/ $9: 2 beers at the bar, 8 cups of coffee at school, 1/3 a tank of gas, etc, etc...
8. The experiment is over....
Seems like everybody and their mother is on some kind of myspace or some variation, so I thought I'd give blogging an honest shot....yaaaaaaaaaawnn....
9. The people who run this....
Honestly, fuck this site. The critics are 100% correct, SG does front like they're this "woman empowerment" thing, and they're just another porn site...the fact that they make millions and only pay models $300 per set speaks for itself...plus the missy + sean movie...watch this and tell me w/ a straight face they're not complete retards, they're even playing Moby for fuck's sake!
10. Alberto Gonzales, what the fuck ever...
SG is supposedly this "punk rock" bad ass site, and they're censoring tons of their own pics WHEN THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING HAVE TO! doesn't get much more pussy than that....fucking cowards...
Bonus reason:
I've finished copying all the Dusty and Manko pics onto my C-drive...
Honestly though, there are tons of cool fucking people on this site, and I give massive props to all of you....totally didn't mean to diss anyone (well maybe a few deserving people), I'm just saying that this whole thing really isn't for me, despite all the fun I've had procrastinating....
Big shout out to alyk and smuffy for being super-cool and funny as shit and having awesome taste in music, books, etc....you guys totally rock....good luck w/ everything you guys do...
to all the other friends and SG's I've had a couple laughs with, take care, enjoy and keep it gangster...
and like that, he was gone...
don't leave!!!