Well, lets have a little update.
I now have a job, yay!
My car still looks like shit, and I have not heard of any mysterious genital disease breakouts. Boo.
I have no place to live, because the apartment I want, and applied for, was denied to me. " Why was it denied to you, Castorsky? You seem like a very upstanding individual with awesome credit!" you might ask.
Well my friends, you would be right. I am awesome. However, it turns out I am surrounded by idiots. After nearly two weeks of being assured we were going to be approved for the apartment, I get an email saying we were denied.
Because my roommate was charged with a felony. A year and a half ago.
And they just filed it in January.
Fuck. The. World.
I now have a job, yay!
My car still looks like shit, and I have not heard of any mysterious genital disease breakouts. Boo.
I have no place to live, because the apartment I want, and applied for, was denied to me. " Why was it denied to you, Castorsky? You seem like a very upstanding individual with awesome credit!" you might ask.
Well my friends, you would be right. I am awesome. However, it turns out I am surrounded by idiots. After nearly two weeks of being assured we were going to be approved for the apartment, I get an email saying we were denied.
Because my roommate was charged with a felony. A year and a half ago.
And they just filed it in January.
Fuck. The. World.
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(Ooooh, I got distracted by Cash mentioning sexy images. Hold on.)
(Okay. Yeah, wo. That is ridiculously sexy.
And that girl at the party sounds lame, too! If that's her dilemma, then she probably doesn't need a tattoo anyway. See, I don't even want to run for public office. Gah--no way. I've just been told that people get all judgmental of lawyers, because that's close enough to politics that people feel they have the right to impose morality on lawyers--morality which usually has nothing to do with what's actually against the law. *sigh*
However, I've also been told that getting naked is way more fun than either being a lawyer or running for public office, so who knows?