Do you think this is funny? Can't you see what you're doing? Don't you understand your actions? Before I met you I was a nice, easygoing person. I've never felt this feeling before I met you. Hate? No. Disgust, annoyance, and dislike? Yes. Why won't you just stop? Just stop.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking this world.
A couple of weeks ago my boy, truextilxdeath, and I went out to eat. While sitting and talking, an old man came up to me and asked me if I was Dorothy, this girl that goes to his church. I told him no and he went on to tell me how she's a sophomore in high school and looks just like me. Then. The other day when I was waitressing the lunch shift, an older lady came in with her friend and mistaked me for this Dorothy. I didn't tell her otherwise. That way I could get this girl back for stealing my charming good looks. I acted, well, not so "godly" in front of this woman ever so non-chalantly.... figuring this woman also knows Dorothy from church. I could tell this woman was appalled. It was great. She'll figure it out soon enough since I WAS working during school hours. But the look on her face was priceless. muhaha. Below is my boy's rendering of the first encounter of the mistaken identity.
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.
Dyed my hair orange. Will be changing it to purple soon. And then, red. I get bored easy.
Christmas gets me depressed. There are so many awesome presents I see that I could get for my family and friends... but alas, I have limited moneys. I don't know if I'll even have enough money to get my boy something real nice for the holidays.
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend he is.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking this world.
A couple of weeks ago my boy, truextilxdeath, and I went out to eat. While sitting and talking, an old man came up to me and asked me if I was Dorothy, this girl that goes to his church. I told him no and he went on to tell me how she's a sophomore in high school and looks just like me. Then. The other day when I was waitressing the lunch shift, an older lady came in with her friend and mistaked me for this Dorothy. I didn't tell her otherwise. That way I could get this girl back for stealing my charming good looks. I acted, well, not so "godly" in front of this woman ever so non-chalantly.... figuring this woman also knows Dorothy from church. I could tell this woman was appalled. It was great. She'll figure it out soon enough since I WAS working during school hours. But the look on her face was priceless. muhaha. Below is my boy's rendering of the first encounter of the mistaken identity.
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.
Dyed my hair orange. Will be changing it to purple soon. And then, red. I get bored easy.
Christmas gets me depressed. There are so many awesome presents I see that I could get for my family and friends... but alas, I have limited moneys. I don't know if I'll even have enough money to get my boy something real nice for the holidays.
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend he is.
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missbernie:
are you going to bento's? my birthday party is coming up soon. you should come. and bring the bf!
gofuserectus:
hey Cass happy holidaze!! enjoy the gnu earz! or should i say Dorothy!!