There are only three things that every person in the world, no universe, wants. Three things. Stablity. Meaning. Love. I realized this today. I have the last one. That's it. I think once a person obtains all three they will be happy with their life. I want to be happy with mine. In order to do so, I need to go back to college. Now I only have to figure out what I want to do. There are a TON of things I want to do. Tons. All unrelated to eachother but all very high on my list. Is there anyway I can go to college and have 15 majors and not be broke for the rest of my life?
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
I hung out with Lexie, Magdelena, and my bestest friend in the whole wide world the other day. It was fun. I made a potato wedge man and started a fire in an asstray at BW3s. Then we went to some porn shops and tried on some stuff. Including some stripper shoes. Which I almost killed myself in while pretending to strip with them on. While taking them off I noticed a sign that read "We Are Not Liable For Any Injuries While Trying On Shoes". Damn. And I was planning on sueing them. It's only the American thing to do.
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
My new goal in life: to become a comic book artist/writer. Because Daniel Clowes rules the earth.
This guy is totally AMAZING:

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

I hung out with Lexie, Magdelena, and my bestest friend in the whole wide world the other day. It was fun. I made a potato wedge man and started a fire in an asstray at BW3s. Then we went to some porn shops and tried on some stuff. Including some stripper shoes. Which I almost killed myself in while pretending to strip with them on. While taking them off I noticed a sign that read "We Are Not Liable For Any Injuries While Trying On Shoes". Damn. And I was planning on sueing them. It's only the American thing to do.
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
My new goal in life: to become a comic book artist/writer. Because Daniel Clowes rules the earth.
This guy is totally AMAZING:

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Email me your addy so's I can send you some holiday cheer.
