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Wednesday May 10, 2006

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I picked the best words that were given to me for my mad libs to make up this story.

Mad Libs (Aliens Are Our Friends):

If you ran into an alien mullet who comes from some other snazzy planet which revolves around a distant boobie in another galaxy, do not be corrosive. If it says, "Take me to your hooker," you must act friendly and say, "Narf!" Remember, extra-terrestrial flappers are not necessarily hostile. Many of them are erotic and all they want is to put you in one of their burritos and fly you off for a vacation in Hellcity Tattoo Convention. So offer them a few tacos or take them out to a movie. If you do, maybe they will tell you the secret of ghetto telepathy or how they power their rocket penis shaped ships. If you treat an extra-terrestrial crazily you may make a new friend.

I was going to type one out for everyone's answers, but I'm too lazy to do that.

If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.

I'm going to the Hellcity Tattoo Convention this weekend. I expect every one of you to be there. If you aren't then you're dead to me. (just kidding...)

While I'm there I'll be taking a photoset with_Seven_ and shooting a video with Amina. Hopefully they're both good and they'll accept both of them.

Also. I've been running across some financial problems lately. So if anyone wants a painting, I will paint you something and sell it to you for a reasonable price. Just let me know. biggrin Or, if you get a telemarketing call from someone from Earthlink... just buy it and cancel it after the call. There's no contract with any of it and it might be me and you'll be helping me make more moneys. hehe.

I finished "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" by Tom Robbins. AMAZING. I want to have a million of his babies. Next on my list: "Jitterbug Perfume".

Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
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loe:
i looked at the pictures and i LOVE them. You look so so so good. For reals.
May 25, 2006
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May 26, 2006

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