Sometimes I hate my job as a foreign ambassador. Kestrel has really been rubbing off on me, and I tend to slip into saying the first thing that comes to mind, even while standing in front of an entire nation of people.
But this has been the best so far:
"Well, you're all fuckers! Your problem is, you're all foreign!"
I hope my speech went well.
Oh, ps - Kestrel's real name is not Christine, stop asking her when you go through my profile. It's Phantom of the Opera, doofus.
But this has been the best so far:
"Well, you're all fuckers! Your problem is, you're all foreign!"
I hope my speech went well.
Oh, ps - Kestrel's real name is not Christine, stop asking her when you go through my profile. It's Phantom of the Opera, doofus.
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judypatricia:
We can share her. I don't mind a three-way...phone call. 
zero_the_hero:
I do what I know best. 