So...I'm super pissed right now. I just typed out a super long and semi humorous blog for all of you on SG and RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO SAVE IT my freekin' computer decides it is going to restart itself and install updates. So so so so mad.
So in my anger I will ATTEMPT to re-write out my semi-witty blog. Even though the first one was much better I can assure you.
So as most of you don't know...because most of you don't know me, I am very poor. I live on my own with a slightly above minimum wage job (which has recently been cutting my hours). And so I live my life attempting to save money any way I can. And so on this fateful day I decided to tackle doing laundry. And to save myself $1.25 I decided it was a thrifty idea to wash my clothes in the bathtub. This took me about...15 minutes in which I also proceeded to burn myself in scolding hot water and soak the clothes I was wearing. And then i ventured down stairs to the laundry room with a basket of sopping wet clothes...also very wet myself. One of the two dryers was already in use so I had to use the only available one...which so happens to be in the DANGER ZONE...that area where you stand and someone can push a door open super hard and you get smashed in the face by the door...yeah. Well some middle aged house wife comes in...of course...SMASHING ME IN THE FACE WITH THE DOOR. But she didn't stop there...I guess she mistook me for a cardboard box or something and continued to push the door open until i was pinned between it...and the wall. Yeah. so much fun. Then when she FINALLY realized her mistake...she said "oh sorry I didn't see you there". So whatever, I was so terrified of being smashed again that i started just throwing my wet laundry into the dryer...while she STARED at me like I was a freak. Now I couldn't tell if this was because I had OBVIOSLY not used the washer and my clothes were wet...or because I was soaked...or because I have a bunch of tattoos, but either way she was staring...and staring hard. And now I am waiting on my clothes to dry...and dreading going back into THE DANGER ZONE to retrieve them.
Well...wish me luck SG.
So in my anger I will ATTEMPT to re-write out my semi-witty blog. Even though the first one was much better I can assure you.
So as most of you don't know...because most of you don't know me, I am very poor. I live on my own with a slightly above minimum wage job (which has recently been cutting my hours). And so I live my life attempting to save money any way I can. And so on this fateful day I decided to tackle doing laundry. And to save myself $1.25 I decided it was a thrifty idea to wash my clothes in the bathtub. This took me about...15 minutes in which I also proceeded to burn myself in scolding hot water and soak the clothes I was wearing. And then i ventured down stairs to the laundry room with a basket of sopping wet clothes...also very wet myself. One of the two dryers was already in use so I had to use the only available one...which so happens to be in the DANGER ZONE...that area where you stand and someone can push a door open super hard and you get smashed in the face by the door...yeah. Well some middle aged house wife comes in...of course...SMASHING ME IN THE FACE WITH THE DOOR. But she didn't stop there...I guess she mistook me for a cardboard box or something and continued to push the door open until i was pinned between it...and the wall. Yeah. so much fun. Then when she FINALLY realized her mistake...she said "oh sorry I didn't see you there". So whatever, I was so terrified of being smashed again that i started just throwing my wet laundry into the dryer...while she STARED at me like I was a freak. Now I couldn't tell if this was because I had OBVIOSLY not used the washer and my clothes were wet...or because I was soaked...or because I have a bunch of tattoos, but either way she was staring...and staring hard. And now I am waiting on my clothes to dry...and dreading going back into THE DANGER ZONE to retrieve them.
Well...wish me luck SG.
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Love the new set!
Gorgeous girl.
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