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she's blonde she came along the sidewalk leave a trail of blue and black up to you fighting back steel chains a noose of charms on our necks i find nothing when we talk and sit blue heart passion and watch the set easy to fall part of your skull starts to break away a cheaters walk down the block behind this evil street she's a white girl i'm living with a white girl nineteen missing her man for an old girl drain every beer left over at home and listen to ghosts in the other room why not you're alone inside his keeping i'll replace your drunk old man sit in the parking lot and hold your hand easy to fall part of your skull starts to break away drugged and in love out at a club pulling me outside


heh... X "White Girl"

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Hows this ...

A man comes home with a duck under his arm, goes upstairs to his bedroom where he finds his wife is laid out on the bed wearing a sexy little piece of lingerie.

The man says, "Honey, this is the pig I have been fucking."

The woman looks at hims and says, "Thats a fucking duck you moron."

The man says, "I wasn't talking to you."