so who's goiin to philly august 15th???
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juno106:
I am!!!!
juno106:
aparently we are nto friends on sg
So he would sulk and drink and mope
and cross his arms and hope to die.
And then a fairy came one night
to bring this sorry boy to life.
She pulled some strings,
spun him about, that boy sprang up,
and began to shout,
my arms, my legs, my heart,
my face, they are alive"
And she would cry, liar, liar!
What have I...
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and cross his arms and hope to die.
And then a fairy came one night
to bring this sorry boy to life.
She pulled some strings,
spun him about, that boy sprang up,
and began to shout,
my arms, my legs, my heart,
my face, they are alive"
And she would cry, liar, liar!
What have I...
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gaz:
cursive <3
the correct term for what i do as a profession is HAIR STYLIST... not hairdresser. just sayin. 
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carve:
barbers cut men... barber [bahr-ber] Show IPA Pronunciation
noun
1. a person whose occupation it is to cut and dress the hair of customers, esp. men, and to shave or trim the beard.
2. frost smoke (def. 1).
verb (used with object)
3. to trim or dress the hair or beard of.
haircutter doesn't technically exist.
just sayin...
noun
1. a person whose occupation it is to cut and dress the hair of customers, esp. men, and to shave or trim the beard.
2. frost smoke (def. 1).
verb (used with object)
3. to trim or dress the hair or beard of.
haircutter doesn't technically exist.
just sayin...
enric:
I need a new style... I'm looking for a new style too much time but I can't decide... Can you help me?
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kingskottie:
ha... newcastles... everytime
strider_reborn:
yes pepto can be your friend.
alright... so im gonna tallie up the score and pass out judgements...
post ceeding... you will recieve gift of your choice... i will tell you yer options when i have decided on the winner... hehh... feel free to post more.
post ceeding... you will recieve gift of your choice... i will tell you yer options when i have decided on the winner... hehh... feel free to post more.
johnnyu:
Fate led me 2 u!!!!! Read ur profile and absolutely luved it!!!! And since im sarcastic and voted for Obama, im putting in the friend request. I like ur style!!!! And here's some attempts, based on ur last blog, to make u laugh:
A guy arrived home from work to find a stranger screwing his wife.
"What the hell r u 2 doing?" demanded the husband.
His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told u he was stupid."
How do u know if you're really ugly?
Dogs hump ur leg with their eyes closed.
One day a horny doctor gave way to temptation and had sex with one of his patients. While it relieved his lust, it made him feel terribly guilty. After work, he went to the bar, and ended up telling the bartender what was troubling him.
"What's the big deal?" said the bartender. "I'm sure she gave consent, right?"
"Well, she couldn't really," replied the doctor, since I'm a veternarian!!!"
A guy arrived home from work to find a stranger screwing his wife.
"What the hell r u 2 doing?" demanded the husband.
His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told u he was stupid."
How do u know if you're really ugly?
Dogs hump ur leg with their eyes closed.
One day a horny doctor gave way to temptation and had sex with one of his patients. While it relieved his lust, it made him feel terribly guilty. After work, he went to the bar, and ended up telling the bartender what was troubling him.
"What's the big deal?" said the bartender. "I'm sure she gave consent, right?"
"Well, she couldn't really," replied the doctor, since I'm a veternarian!!!"
working today... off tomorrow and the following day...
nothing is new or exciting... GIMME SOMETHING... anything... make me laugh... the winner get's a prize... im not telling what it is... but itll completely be worth yer time...
who's gonna be the winner?!
nothing is new or exciting... GIMME SOMETHING... anything... make me laugh... the winner get's a prize... im not telling what it is... but itll completely be worth yer time...
who's gonna be the winner?!
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kingskottie:
she's blonde she came along the sidewalk leave a trail of blue and black up to you fighting back steel chains a noose of charms on our necks i find nothing when we talk and sit blue heart passion and watch the set easy to fall part of your skull starts to break away a cheaters walk down the block behind this evil street she's a white girl i'm living with a white girl nineteen missing her man for an old girl drain every beer left over at home and listen to ghosts in the other room why not you're alone inside his keeping i'll replace your drunk old man sit in the parking lot and hold your hand easy to fall part of your skull starts to break away drugged and in love out at a club pulling me outside
heh... X "White Girl"
heard it?
heh... X "White Girl"
heard it?
justblaze:
Hows this ...
A man comes home with a duck under his arm, goes upstairs to his bedroom where he finds his wife is laid out on the bed wearing a sexy little piece of lingerie.
The man says, "Honey, this is the pig I have been fucking."
The woman looks at hims and says, "Thats a fucking duck you moron."
The man says, "I wasn't talking to you."
A man comes home with a duck under his arm, goes upstairs to his bedroom where he finds his wife is laid out on the bed wearing a sexy little piece of lingerie.
The man says, "Honey, this is the pig I have been fucking."
The woman looks at hims and says, "Thats a fucking duck you moron."
The man says, "I wasn't talking to you."
today is turkey day...
you know, the day we celebrate that spanish and italians came here and took other peoples land right out from under their feet... we killed their children and ate them along with the turkey and CORN they gave to us as gifts...
hey, look at us now.. we still take their land... look at Vegas... or Arizona... thank god for being...
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you know, the day we celebrate that spanish and italians came here and took other peoples land right out from under their feet... we killed their children and ate them along with the turkey and CORN they gave to us as gifts...
hey, look at us now.. we still take their land... look at Vegas... or Arizona... thank god for being...
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graphxartist:
Happy Turkey day mel, no wonder no ones online tonigt. Now it all makes sense, there fed and ready for bed.
carve:
i really wish my blog stopped here... i need to erase everything.
alright everyone, i used to be tinxfoilxheart... i am now MelanieMassacre... i rock.
-miss m.
-miss m.
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juno106:
Much better name!
waterfordman:
This name works far better
WELL HELLO THERE!
this one no longer works at t.g.i.friday's... yes, after six and a half years i can turn around, rightfully so, and say you were my job in between jobs... thank you for letting me ride on you to help me grow up and grow into who i am today...
this one also got a job offer at the salon... a MANAGER job...
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this one no longer works at t.g.i.friday's... yes, after six and a half years i can turn around, rightfully so, and say you were my job in between jobs... thank you for letting me ride on you to help me grow up and grow into who i am today...
this one also got a job offer at the salon... a MANAGER job...
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infinity:
congrats on the job offer!
gufina:
Thx for your request, dear!
hey... so my summer has gone pretty smoothly so far...
i work a lot.
i am surfing this weekend.
things, overall, are good...
<3
-miss m.
i work a lot.
i am surfing this weekend.
things, overall, are good...
<3
-miss m.
infinity:
It's been a busy summer for us all - work and lots of going out on the weekends for me...
justblaze:
how about you make it out again some time?
ello there!
my friend Mary got hit by a train on the 23rd... NO I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SHE WAS ON THE TRACKS... yes, her services were held yesterday and it was hard... i'm sorta in a fog...
still work at the salon and backing out of the restaurant... slowly... maybe at the end of the summer i'll quit... i'm not sure what i'm...
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my friend Mary got hit by a train on the 23rd... NO I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SHE WAS ON THE TRACKS... yes, her services were held yesterday and it was hard... i'm sorta in a fog...
still work at the salon and backing out of the restaurant... slowly... maybe at the end of the summer i'll quit... i'm not sure what i'm...
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infinity:
sorry to hear about the loss of your friend 