Define, "sad:"
Me, packing for a trip to Buffalo (travel time: 11 hours) to see a female friend, when another female friend (travel time: 4.5 minutes) finally decides that she just HAS to spend a quiet evening alone with me, watching bad horror flicks and squirming around on the couch together.
Why this is sad: because I need to leave at 4 a.m. and I...
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Me, packing for a trip to Buffalo (travel time: 11 hours) to see a female friend, when another female friend (travel time: 4.5 minutes) finally decides that she just HAS to spend a quiet evening alone with me, watching bad horror flicks and squirming around on the couch together.
Why this is sad: because I need to leave at 4 a.m. and I...
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I dreamt of crocodiles, yesterday.
I don't remember the specifics, unfortunately. I remember being in the water with the crocodile, feeling that inevitable burst of fear that anyone is likely to get when within petting range of a 15' carnivorous lizard... and then she (don't ask how I know she's female, I have no idea) rolled in the water to show me her back, made...
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I don't remember the specifics, unfortunately. I remember being in the water with the crocodile, feeling that inevitable burst of fear that anyone is likely to get when within petting range of a 15' carnivorous lizard... and then she (don't ask how I know she's female, I have no idea) rolled in the water to show me her back, made...
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I just ran across this...
Sick.
Sick.
I just finished watching, "The Last House On The Left."
Heartwarming, right down to my cockles. The bit with the microwave? Sheer genius. Time for one of those Red Baron personal deep-dish pizzas, man.
In other news, Churtch's portrait is almost finished, the squirrels are no longer stalking me (or they're just getting better at it), and I still couldn't get laid in a...
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Heartwarming, right down to my cockles. The bit with the microwave? Sheer genius. Time for one of those Red Baron personal deep-dish pizzas, man.
In other news, Churtch's portrait is almost finished, the squirrels are no longer stalking me (or they're just getting better at it), and I still couldn't get laid in a...
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criss:
last house on the left is a badass movie... have you seen the movie the uninvited? its a fuckin trip too.... about the bit in a cathouse im soooo sure you could manage lol 
nobodyhere:
Hmm. I heard mixed things about that movie. But now i'm intrigued and have to get my lazy bones up to go rent it. I too love those heartwarming movies. 
I just listened to 5 Finger Death Punch for the first time.
Holy fuck, Batman.
Holy fuck, Batman.
nobodyhere:
Indeed, indeed.
I got the first album after recommendation from Lennon. And she knows her stuff, clearly. If you haven't heard her band, give them a go too. The girl can scream!
I got the first album after recommendation from Lennon. And she knows her stuff, clearly. If you haven't heard her band, give them a go too. The girl can scream!
carrioncomfort:
Frigging awesome....
Okay, so it just took me one weekend to remember that with some people, less company is more.
On a more positive note, I have definitely renewed my appreciation for quiet.
(She's an awesome girl, and a really, really good friend, but DAMN does that woman talk. And she has some minor delusions of bad-assedness that are... let's say they can be tedious, after a...
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On a more positive note, I have definitely renewed my appreciation for quiet.
(She's an awesome girl, and a really, really good friend, but DAMN does that woman talk. And she has some minor delusions of bad-assedness that are... let's say they can be tedious, after a...
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churtch:
You have done such a beautiful job on the portrait youre doing of me, I absolutely love it, thank you so much.
carrioncomfort:
It has absolutely been my pleasure. You are a complete joy to draw-- your features are stunning and unique, two of my favorite qualities in a subject.
WOOHOO.... company coming over today, gonna spend the weekend.
I'm gonna get to talk to a REAL PERSON! I mean, my dogs are great company, but they don't talk much, and when they DO talk they make me feel like a dummy. (This is what happens when you go to an online school and make your pets do all of your homework. At least they're...
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I'm gonna get to talk to a REAL PERSON! I mean, my dogs are great company, but they don't talk much, and when they DO talk they make me feel like a dummy. (This is what happens when you go to an online school and make your pets do all of your homework. At least they're...
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I just sat down, and my penis got twisted 180 degrees in my pants.
I'm going to go cry, now.
I'm going to go cry, now.
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carrioncomfort:
It could have been a lot more pleasant, yeah.
At least it didn't do a 270 in there.
At least it didn't do a 270 in there.
niobe:
I would safely assume that. 
Ah, the vagaries of life...
In my last post, I mentioned how much I missed Sophie, and resolved myself to get on with things. A couple of days pass. I'm trying to convince myself that maybe it just wasn't meant to be, after all. Maybe I'm just being a hopeless romantic.
Maybe I'm just being stupid.
And then, this morning: a very affectionate communique', and...
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In my last post, I mentioned how much I missed Sophie, and resolved myself to get on with things. A couple of days pass. I'm trying to convince myself that maybe it just wasn't meant to be, after all. Maybe I'm just being a hopeless romantic.
Maybe I'm just being stupid.
And then, this morning: a very affectionate communique', and...
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I just looked at the set that Siggi has up in Member Review... she reminds me-- way too much-- of someone that I know.
Or knew. I think that she has passed out of my life for good, but I'm not willing to admit it, yet.
It's been a long, long time since I've felt melancholy. Strange that I used to enjoy this feeling, but...
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Or knew. I think that she has passed out of my life for good, but I'm not willing to admit it, yet.
It's been a long, long time since I've felt melancholy. Strange that I used to enjoy this feeling, but...
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